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Originally posted by Giselle
Because yes, while Ultraviolence has sold less than ARTPOP, Gags is still a coke-*****. She still cries at night about nobody caring about her. She still dies a little inside every time she hears "RO-O-O-O-O-OOOAAR". She still tries to convince everyone that she's all about "music not the bling", when everyone can see past the facade (or behind the burqa, as she would say). She will never be great. Lana is happy with her quick lil' metacritic score. No matter how much Gags her stans yell "Look!!11!! Someone is finally flopping harder than Gaga!!1!!!!" We KNOW it still kills them (and her) inside. |
She's happy on her world tour playing to sold out crowds each night as they sing along to her hits Applause and Do What U Want.
Then she goes to bed with a man sexier than any of you bottoms with gaping assholes will ever have awaiting the next sold out show that'll put another $1,000,0000 in her pocket.
Oh and she doesn't have to suck her dad's dick to get love from someone.
! Ashley Tisdale and Ashley Simpson are the KWEENS of POP! 
Calm down gurls.... I like them both and don't understand why people compare them when they are so different....
