[rbautz]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

Event #1: Lana releases a Gaga diss song

Event #2: Lana's new album is a massive flop

Event #3: Sam Smith, a major Gaga stan, puts the final nail in the coffin of Lana's career

Coincidence? No: God is punishing Lana for shading Gaga.

Oh hey, my flop poster is here again.

Let me talk to you again when Lana gets 3 mil WW with Ultra.

Meanwhile

Tha saddest baddest diva in rock

[MaoMars]

Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder

Let's see what the Grammys have to say.

Because we all know that the GP & award committee have a more respected opinion than fomos!

You saying this makes it seem like his metacritic score is much better than 62.

[Guero]

Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder

I don't even know what it sounds like because I refuse to be cursed! For all I know, it could be a new-wave experimental track!

it sounds just like DWUW, give it a try!

[Nialler]

Poor fomos.

http://instagram.com/p/qfFOzhxGqS/

[Jolie's Lips]

They called me a racist on lipstickalley just because I said Halle Berry was an overrated beauty and my cousin looks more black than her. Wuthering Jolie during its prime >>>. ONTD is the worst. The moderation on ATRL is kinda horrible (I really should become a mod tbh) but it's still the most fun. Anywho, poor Lana.

[Scuba_Dive]

CRACK! That's the sound of Lana SNAPPING Beyoncé's neck!

BOOM, POP! That's the sound of Lana POPPING the silicone out of Katy's big balloons!

AHHHHHHHHH *tshh* That's the sound of Lorde FLYING through the air SCREAMING as she falls into the lava streams in Mount Doom!

ULTRAVIOLENCE will slaughter everyone!

I hope they're suffering.

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by MaoMars

You saying this makes it seem like his metacritic score is much better than 62.

MC doesn't matter all that much to the GP and the Grammys (as a Bruna stan, you should know this)!

[MaoMars]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

Who are you referring to?

If Gaga: yeah, she kinda really sucks now. Still love my bae tho.

If Sam Smith: yeah, I agree; Adele has made it possible for every loser with slow, corny vanilla music to breakthrough.

It can apply to both tbh!!!

[RichGirlPlanet]

At least the DeviantARTPOP era gave us 3 good songs. That's more than the Demi stans have ever gotten!

[MrBeyonceFan]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Idk, but at least she won't do J Low type numbers.

So we agree.

BJ numbers then ?

[highwayuni]

So Jolie's only "known roles" are playing already well established characters? Cleopatra, Lara Craft, Maleficient...

Gosh she is such a nostalgia act.

[Monster]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

They called me a racist on lipstickalley just because I said Halle Berry was an overrated beauty and my cousin looks more black than her. Wuthering Jolie during its prime >>>. ONTD is the worst. The moderation on ATRL is kinda horrible (I really should become a mod tbh) but it's still the most fun. Anywho, poor Lana.

I kno that's a lie because they don't like Halle either. ATRL is like a Mormon version of daycare, and people take stanning to a whole other level of desperate, and no one can say anything bad ever. No wonder why some of the funny Queens who used to be here switched sides.

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by Nialler

Poor fomos.

http://instagram.com/p/qfFOzhxGqS/

I have a friend who went to this show!

Originally posted by Guero

it sounds just like DWUW, give it a try!

I ain't that gullible!

[Badger]

Lana @ Glastonbury was the most tragic thing ever

Her whispering the lyrics to her funeral marches

The instruments echoing out to a silent crowd

The crowd standing politely as if a coffin was being lowered into the ground

Her having the stage presence and charisma of a plastic bag (Katy's impact)

Thank god she included Video Games in the setlist to ensure some kind of reaction

[rbautz]

Originally posted by Nialler

Poor fomos.

http://instagram.com/p/qfFOzhxGqS/

Great the first Money Power Glory live performance.

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

At least the DeviantARTPOP era gave us 3 good songs. That's more than the Demi stans have ever gotten!

She is the literal bottom of the totem pole.

Actually, she isn't even on it! She punched haself off to go take advantage of homosexuals who remain terrified of her ugly ass!

[MaoMars]

Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder

MC doesn't matter all that much to the GP and the Grammys (as a Bruna stan, you should know this)!

Ikr Bruno has much better scores and music and yet his flawless album was denied as AOTY. Injustice!!!!!!!!!

[Nialler]

Originally posted by BoyOnBoy Wonder

I have a friend who went to this show!

Ask him for a full version

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Aw, you're back JL! I missed you incessantly posting about the #1 Female Artist Worldwide That You're Totally Unbothered By

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by MrBeyonceFan

So we agree.

BJ numbers then ?

Lower.