**GreasyBruce, wearing a white tank top and 80s style bandana, enters the gym flustered after an argument with the receptionist, in which he insisted he was trying to homage his icon Mr. Springsteen with his look, while the receptionist, an androgynous woman by the name of 'Alecia Moore', argued that "Bruce has no Mexican fans" and showed him receipts from the Wrecking Ball tour. GreasyBruce has no patience for butch lesbians at this point and takes out his anger on a small child by the name of Underdogs**
If the rest of their music wasn't much better this would be much more praised
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I randomly re-watched Gaga's Swine performance where she got the fake vomit on and it's actually really cool. It's ssomething you'd see at a really dirty underground rave club.
I wish she would have the balls( ) to actually be different(not her try hard different) and make a career out of her acoiustic performances and gritty EDM songs like Swine not her contrived gimmicks
Merlins looks r overrated cause she offed herself (hopefully another thing her n gags will have in common)
The way she looks has nothing to do with the way she died? Marilyn was beautiful whether or not she killed herself (I still think the Kennedy's had something to do with it)
** Underdogs breaks down sobbing as BoyOnBoy Wonder tries to comfort her singing Let it Go in his soothing voice; he has Queen Elsa's hand gestures memorized. Meanwhile GreasyBruce goes on with his tantrum. Faking a meltdown for relevancy and attention is something he knows all too well. An I <3 JT shirt is seen in the distance... it's Duca with a laminated copy of SHAKIRA.'s worldwide receipts. **
) to actually be different(not her try hard different) and make a career out of her acoiustic performances and gritty EDM songs like Swine not her contrived gimmicks 
