DOLLY PARTON ENTERS REHAB

Dolly Parton stunned fans today by admitting herself into the Betty Ford Clinic. The Grammy Award winning singer and songwriter has had a very public meltdown over the last week, with some very strange behavior.
“I would like to apologize to my fans, my fellow artists and my family. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone with my outbursts. I know that forgiveness isn’t something that will be given to me easily. I pray that each of you looks at me, not as the monster I have become, but the legend that I once was.”
Fans have become very supportive of the singer, sending flowers for the troubled icon to her room at the Betty Ford Clinic. What was made very clear, is that the rehab stint is real and that she will leave the clinic a changed woman.
“Once I leave the clinic, I will promote my latest single, “Not Through Loving You” I will also do some moderate promotion for the album, Twerking 4 Jesus, I wish I could change the title, but the release is out there. I hope my fans understand. This isn’t the image I wanted to give my fans and I am truly very sorry. None of the controversial tracks from the album will be released.”
The sudden change of heart from Dolly Parton is being well received. Fans have taken to Twitter to offer their support trending #GetWellSoonDolly while others are watching her latest video and downloading her new album, Twerking 4 Jesus.
Fans have taken to her Facebook page to post positive images and stories that they have about Dolly over the years. It seems that they have become very receptive of the singer and are hoping that she gets her life back under order.
However, TMZ and Perez Hilton are not fond of the new change in Dolly’s attitude.
“We fully plan on getting her to have a second meltdown” TMZ said on their Twitter account. “Nice Dolly doesn’t get us website hits. We live for the drama.”
Perez Hilton seemed equally annoyed. “Where is the Carly Rae Jepsen feud we talked about Dolly? I am moving into the Betty Ford Clinic next to you. I thought we were friends!”
Dolly did have one cryptic quote that some are scratching their heads on. “I may come back in full force if my sales are strong enough this week.”
Fans should continue to show their support for the living legend and purchase her latest single, “Not Through Loving You” and buy a copy of her new album, “Twerking 4 Jesus” today.