Member Since: 12/4/2010
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Originally posted by -brian
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Stalked
Milf
Stalker
Witch Nose
John Travolta
Not A Cop
Buff Black Guy
Epic Beard Man
Over The Top Gay guy
Stoner
Madea
Not A Lesbian
Nicole
China Girl
Who?
Douchebag
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On Day 1, Julie introduced a giant ***** into her ***. She then got penetrated by the eight houseguests who were two former pro athletes, a recent nursing grad, a make-up artist, a school groundskeeper, a model, a DJ, and the older brother of a pop star. They immediately suspected that Julie had multiple STDs once only half of them were standing on Day 1. Once entering Julie's *** Paola and Devin then saw an opportunity to toss her salad and play with her ****oris, which later became "The Crazy 8's". Afterwards, Paola started to fingering Julie Chen. Devin made a side alliance with Donny to get in Julie's ass and *** "Double D's". The four girls later formed an "El Cuatro" alliance after Amber and Paola were adamant about a female making Julie orgasm this season. Later on, the eight HouseGuests competed in the first HoH competition: ''Go **** Julie''. The goal was to hold your balance on the rotating your dick inside Julie's mouth, ass, or ***. Frankie won and became the first HoH. Afterwards, Julie told the eight that when the other eight arrive, another HoH would reign and the HoH who doesn't **** her til she satisfied will be dethroned.. Following this announcement, Julie informed the public that they would be select three people to form an alliance called "Team **** Julie Chen". Those three will be chosen by poll and will be given the task to **** Julie Chen. Upon successful completion, each HouseGuest would receive $5,000.
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On Day 2, Julie introduced the remaining eight HouseGuests who had yet to **** her. This included an event coordinator, a hunting guide, a photographer, a barista, a police officer, a minister, a pedicab driver, and a recent college graduate. Once everyone moved inside Julie Chen's snatch, the two groups begin to naturally **** her, with Frankie even wanting Victoria on his side as an ally to double penetrate Julie. Later on, Julie called everyone into the backyard for the second group's HoH competition: ''Jizz Over Julie's Face ''. The goal of this competition is that the HouseGuests give a Julie jizz facial and whoever shoots the biggest load becomes the second HoH. The girls quickly failed to shoot a load due to their lack of a penis, with Zach and Derrick getting blue balls afterwards. Caleb ultimately became the climaxed all over Julie's face, becoming the second HoH. Soon after, Julie informed the HouseGuests about how the dual-HoH twist would work this summer; both Frankie and Caleb will make their own separate nominations, which means that a total of four nominees will be up on the block. Following the nominations, those four will compete as duos in the ''Battle of the Block'' competition, where they are given the opportunity to save themselves from pre-veto nomination. If that duo wins the competition, the HoH who nominated them will be dethroned and their nominations will be null and void. However, the former nominees (along with the dethroned HoH) will be eligible for post-veto nomination.
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This level of trolling is TOO much for me
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