I know. My one friend just got hired at KPMG and is moving to some other part of PA to work there. He's only finished with 2 years of college though, that's the crazy part
I'm the only one of my friends who works at some local dump, Express doesn't even compare to those multi-million dollar companies they all work for. KPMG, BlackRock, SAS, GenenTech, etc.
Although I'm not sure you can, I was told once that you can't take a name somebody else has used previously, I think the last 2 names you use, stay locked onto your account or something.