[Chemist]

Originally posted by Ramos

Jay, his receipts without anybody to rely on tour.

85 Jay Z
Save Mart Center
Fresno, Calif.
Dec. 10, 2013
$470,710
6,735 / 9,627
1 / 0

There MUST be an excuse for this

[Jolie's Lips]

Applause > West Coast
DWUW > everything on Ultraviolence

OMG how talentless does one have to be to make worse music than Gaga & DJ Whiteshadow?

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by highwayuni

CRACK! That's the sound of Lana SNAPPING Beyoncé's neck!

BOOM, POP! That's the sound of Lana POPPING the silicone out of Katy's big balloons!

AHHHHHHHHH *tshh* That's the sound of Lorde FLYING through the air SCREAMING as she falls into the lava streams in Mount Doom!

ULTRAVIOLENCE will slaughter everyone!

Watch it have a 60 score on MetaCritic

[iStanGaga]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

idk why these people who always hated Lana do this review thing. Of course you're not gonna like it, and even if you do you'll not gonna admit it.

like stop wasting both of our times

[Nialler]

I'm so sleepy after listening to the whole album

[bastille]

Originally posted by highwayuni

CRACK! That's the sound of Lana SNAPPING Beyoncé's neck!

BOOM, POP! That's the sound of Lana POPPING the silicone out of Katy's big balloons!

AHHHHHHHHH *tshh* That's the sound of Lorde FLYING through the air SCREAMING as she falls into the lava streams in Mount Doom!

ULTRAVIOLENCE will slaughter everyone!

OUCH! that is the sound Gaga makes after breaking her hip.

[hairofglory]

Originally posted by Gui Blackout

idk why these people who always hated Lana do this review thing. Of course you're not gonna like it, and even if you do you'll not gonna admit it.

like stop wasting both of our times

are u serious

[Chemist]

Prediction of uv's metascore?

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Originally posted by jinzo

Are there any tracks you could dance to?

Anything catchy?

Anything with a chorus that'll get trapped in your head?

No (duh r u slow)

Yes

Yes

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

No album with "Old Money" and "Cruel World" could possibly be a D.

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Originally posted by Chemist

Prediction of uv's metascore?

54

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by Chemist

Prediction of uv's metascore?

62

[Luder]

''Sad Girl'' is the best song on it.

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by Luder

''Sad Girl'' is the best song on it.

That's actually my least favorite.

[iStanGaga]

Originally posted by Chemist

Prediction of uv's metascore?

52

[Jolie's Lips]

OMG can you just imagine a live performance for any of these songs? She already has the stage presence of a potato and an unnatural, weak vocal delivery but at least her songs used to be semi-decent. She will now officially become the worst performer of all time.

[iStanGaga]

not a potato

[bastille]

Not a potato, more like a rotten cucumber.

[jinzo]

I thought she'd take stock from Born to Zzzzzzzz and put something a bit dancey on Ultrafantasyride to capitalise on the new fanbase.

Meh whatever the unwavering dedication to the #art will be her undoing, we saw it before with that Italian-American everyone's always talking about.

[Travis Bickle]

Incredible what does Lana with no major promotion.