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Originally posted by Optimus
Guys what do you think will happen with Gaga if her next album flops too?
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We will see ha, like an urban legend, as a mystery woman swaddled in a patchwork mink coat, pushing ha shopping trolley around various commercial districts. With a trolley filled with relics from the past: telephones, fake blood bags and cigarette-adorned sunglasses, she spends each night sleeping under the stars wrapped in the thermal comfort of the unsold ARTPOP foil.
Once a megastar, she now wanders the streets. She does not ask for change, but other more haunting questions from the past: 'Do you still want to see the DWUW video?', 'I can still make a mariachi Americano if you want', or even, with a tone of aching regret 'Please, I'll do anything for the applause. Remember Ratchet? I'll leak it! I swear! I just need you to help me get past the guards at Interscope!'
Her shadowy figure pervades the hearts of all but a few who still remember ha. Few and far between, she searches for her fans. The air as cold as her heart is longing, she keeps pushing her trolley against the ceaseless current of the future erasing the past... forever destined to be a phantom, her presence always ominously preceded by the sound of rattling shopping trolley wheels and the faint murmurs and soft wails of The Queef playing through a broken boom box...
