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Originally posted by Badger
That would be much more pleasant to watch than 30 seconds of Firework live 
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The ratRAVE does sound awesome..

I imagine her chubby, Italian thighs jiggling across the glass runway as she SLIPS, splitting her head open as chunks of brain, skull, and blood SPLATTER her screaming fans in the half-empty GA floor. Two fat, lisping 17-year-old gays FIGHT over a piece of her head as they rip it into two. Other fans get on their hands and knees, crying in joy as they scrape up the brain tissue, taking it home as tour merch.