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Originally posted by Badger
Yeah if Gaga went on a murderous rampage I think Rihanna would be spared. Madonna would be the last to die before she shoots herself, a climatic end with Stef screaming: "I LOOKED UP TO YOU!" and then guns her right between the eyes.
Katy would be the first to die obviously
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Katy would be first, lured in by a fake Grammy and shot in the back of the head as she bends over to pick it up.
Beyonce would be next, as she's the best friend who betrayed her. All Gaga does is flick her lipstick stained cigarette at Beyonce's face which the bleach quickly ignites and the copious amounts of fake hair help make the fire roar.
Kesha would be next. Gaga holds her head in the toilet Kesha was throwing up her one meal of the day that Dr.Luke allows her to have.
Britney would be next. All Gaga does is trap her in the Frito-Lay truck that was making a delivery to the school at the time. Gaga puts the truck in drive as it crashes into the ocean, short-circuiting and drowning her.
Christina would be next. Gaga closes the door to the tanning bed, and watches as Christina fries, leaving an aroma of cheese in the room.
She wouldn't kill Selena, but instead call Immigration and provide her with Selena's location using Find My iPhone.
Then the lunch ladies, exterminating Demi's food source and thus causing her to panic and kill herself.
It made my childhood 
