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Hiiii Jay. Last night I let the light in and listened to Born this Way cause I was having a tough night. I thought about you 
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my plan for world domination is working
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Finally back 
I just realised I was banned the same day as the good sis H-I-M 
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“Oh God,” she cried, bursting into tears. “Legendtina. She’s, just…the inspiration for everything. She’s the reason I wrote ‘Born This Way.’ She exudes the very essence of ARTPOP. She represents the Reverse Warholian Expedition toward youth culture and music, because I live for the applause and the future of technology. The App is on iTunes now and suddenly the burqa is me,” she continued. “Do what you want with my Perez, because Marina Abramovic says he is standing outside my apartment in New York City, love me, love me, please retweet, and #StopTheDramaStartTheMusic because fashion and Donatella Versace. Koons to you all.”
What is this mess 
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Originally posted by Ripedie254
“Oh God,” she cried, bursting into tears. “Legendtina. She’s, just…the inspiration for everything. She’s the reason I wrote ‘Born This Way.’ She exudes the very essence of ARTPOP. She represents the Reverse Warholian Expedition toward youth culture and music, because I live for the applause and the future of technology. The App is on iTunes now and suddenly the burqa is me,” she continued. “Do what you want with my Perez, because Marina Abramovic says he is standing outside my apartment in New York City, love me, love me, please retweet, and #StopTheDramaStartTheMusic because fashion and Donatella Versace. Koons to you all.”
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Do you ever read the "Legendtina" stories on MuuMuse? They're hilarious....that's from one of them.
Part one: http://www.muumuse.com/2013/12/legen...es-story.html/
Part two: http://www.muumuse.com/2013/12/legen...re-world.html/
That part is from part 2 
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I don't know why I find this gif so funny
I love how even after the pic is done, the guard tries to pull the guy's hand down while he's lowering it himself
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I don't know why I find this gif so funny
I love how even after the pic is done, the guard tries to pull the guy's hand down while he's lowering it himself |
Gaga making that hand wave to him, shoo, be gone.
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I remember reading a Legendtina fanfic where Britney threw her legendary hand choreography at a random flop and they burst into a bunch of cheetos
And one where Gaga was performing on the voice and Xtina revealed herself as like a tentacle alien demon and ate Gaga's soul
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So do you guys think Gaga has a new perfume in the works? Or is it the Britney collab?
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Where's this coming from? 
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take me to your planet
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““I’m a huge fan. My new album ARTPOP, which is now out on iTunes, is an homage to Bionic, I thought that was obvious enough from the promotional art and sales figures. As a true lover of music, I wanted to try and create a Reverse Warholian Expedition to get myself back to the future of music. But he — he got to me. Into my brain. One second I was a bobblehead…then suddenly the bobblehead was ME!” Gaga cries, beginning to sob uncontrollably.
Well, it’s really just a whole lot of beats, and then you channel your dark energy into the light by becoming a beacon of truth and justice for youth culture and confiding in your inner bikini seashell lady, and then, you just build up all that excitement and shout….’SWINE!‘ Here, you try!” Gaga walks off to the side and pushes play on her promotional ARTPOP tape recorder.
The beats build quickly. Legendtina looks around nervously, confused by the terrible, non-advanced sounds coming at her ears. She narrows her eyes, reaches deep inside and screams: “SAY!”
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Is this an excerpt from gags ha autobiography "I Am... Lady Gaga: The time where one second I was famous and suddenly famous is not me"
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Is this an excerpt from gags ha autobiography "I Am... Lady Gaga: The time where one second I was famous and suddenly famous is not me" |
No its from
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No its from
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I know I love these
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goddess of love 
(mess at gaga barely being in the video)
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Originally posted by Lord Gaga
I know I love these |
Another few favorites
http://www.muumuse.com/2012/09/legen...-twitter.html/
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Legendtina Survives Merciless Lady Gaga Shade Attack on Twitter 
BOW DOWN.
Inside a sprawling chateau in Hollywood, the buxom blonde sits quietly typing at her 1996 IBM wearing a studded diaper, a crown and a sparkling corset.
“‘I’ve never done this sort of thing before’ says Harry, as he leans in and tenderly kisses Louis on the mouth,” Legendtina writes down in her Xanga. Flustered, she orders her assistant over, who waves a Bionic promotional fan at her face.
After a few hours, she minimizes the One Direction erotica she’s been feverishly writing and logs onto Twitter. Login: “TheRealXtina.” Password: “MariahCareyIsFat69besos.” 300,000 responses since 9 AM. Legend, she notes quietly to herself before clicking on the “@ Mentions” tab.
Suddenly, she spits out all of her wine onto the monitor.
Old Christina. Old Christina. OLD CHRISTINA.
“I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THAT IS A MAN OR A WOMAN!” Legendtina barks, throwing her Bionic promotional chalice at her assistant’s face and launching into a uncontrollable yodel note that lasts for 17 seconds. “Returned?!” she yelps.
No, Legendtina. Ignore this lesser–you’ve got a decade of hits, she thinks to herself. It keeps getting better. “WHAT IS AN ARTPOP, EVEN?!” she screams.
After several hours, she finally collects herself: “Thank you fan, @LadyGaga,” Legendtina slowly responds–her fingers shaking with rage at the keyboard–”Do you make music too? Buy #YourBody on iTunes now! -XoXtina.” Sent.
She minimizes Twitter, takes a deep breath and launches iTunes. Carefully, she stalks the Top 100 music chart. “WTF is a Gangnam Style? -XoXtina” she notes down in her Stripped notepad. And then, there it is: “Your Body,” #4. A chill seizes the entire room.
“MAX!” she bellows, as her toddler comes wobbling innocently into the room. “LET US NOT FORGET: Who owns the throne?” she demands.
“You do, mommy,” he sighs. How many times must I validate this sad woman’s existence, he ponders to himself while looking down and flicking the Play-Doh off of his overalls. Quietly, he retires to the living room and–after glancing left to right–quickly bends down and slides his Twister Dance box out from under the couch. “Ready to rock da spots, Godney,” he whispers.
Back in the Back to Basics Study, Legendtina stares murderously at her bruised assistant. “Is there–is there anything else I can do for you? Do you want something to eat?” he asks, trembling. “Yes, lesser,” she responds after a while. “I want sex for breakfast.”
His screams are barely audible above the cackling as Legendtina reapplies another coat of Blu-Red lipstick.
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http://www.muumuse.com/2013/08/legen...ady-gaga.html/
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Legendtina Named In Startling New Lady Gaga “Sabotage” Claim By Perez Hilton
New York, NY (Legendtina News Network) – Gossip blogger of dwindling popularity Perez Hilton has named “Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti” chanteuse and 4-time Grammy Award winner Legendtina Goduilera in a line-up of alleged victims of “#SABOTAGE” by professional goose impersonator and pop newcomer Lady Gaga, in what is arguably the most important list in US history since Senator Joseph McCarthy’s list of known communists working within the State Department.
According to her management, Legendtina and her dedicated fleet of fans are now “checking over the receipts” on her past two studio albums — 2010′s Bionic and 2012′s Lotus — to investigate any obvious signs of sales tampering. However, it has already been confirmed by Legendtina’s camp that a promotional copy of “Not Myself Tonight” sent to radio stations nationwide in April of 2010 turned out to be a homemade CD-R containing a file called “Alejandro.mp3.”
This is the not the first time Legendtina’s name has been invoked regarding Gaga’s recent promotional efforts: Music scholars around the world noted that the first photos for the “Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)” songstress’ upcoming ARTPOP campaign were in fact an homage to Legendtina’s advanced album dedicated to true lovers of music, Bionic.
“I still don’t know if that is a man or a woman, nor do I know what an ‘ARTPOP‘ is, but I do know that individual is most certainly a bobblehead who can spin around in circles on my middle finger,” Legendtina growled to the LNN during a tense and uncomfortable phone exchange.
While awaiting further clarification from Hilton regarding these shockingly shady new allegations, Legendtina says she plans to spend the next few months “reigning supreme” on The Voice. She also encourages everyone to “let there be love” and to “buy Lotus.”
A representative from Gaga’s camp could not be reached for comment.
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http://www.muumuse.com/2013/08/legen...sabotage.html/
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Legendtina Learns of #JusticeForBionic Movement, Plots Sabotage Of Her Own
Somewhere deep in West Hollywood, a legend is enjoying a peaceful beauty slumber in preparation for her soon-to-be iconic return to The Voice, following the release of her internationally renowned La Tempestad theme song, “Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti.”
“Let me get mine, you get yours,” a voice buried within a pile of pink curtains purrs, as the songstress rolls over, moans and unleashes a Grammy-worthy snore that travels up several octaves. Suddenly, a bright light flashes from a dark corner of a room as her LG Lotus loudly vibrates against the table.
“SAY!” she screams, rising up like a lotus and kicking over a promotional Burlesque lamp off her nightstand.
Perez Hilton @PerezHilton
@xtina
8:25 PM - 21 Aug 2013
“What the…” she mumbles groggily, looking down at the phone. A voice within stirs. This rings…false. Not since the merciless shade attack by the New York Times had she felt so caught off-guard.
Quickly, she dashes downstairs into the depths of the Fan Dungeon. “WHO IS THIS?!” she roars at the masses of moaning bodies, the floor sticky with wads of chewed gum. She thrusts the phone into one’s face, snatches her night crown off of her head and throws it to the floor. “ANSWER ME!”
“P-Perez Hilton!” he stutters back.
“The one with the sex tape?” she seethes, her eyes narrowing.
“No, Perez! A gossip blogger.”
“WHO?! A blogger?!” she spits back. HA!” she cackles, tossing back her luscious blonde locks.
“It’s — it’s some grudge he has against Lady Gaga. He says Gaga tried to ‘sabotage’ you once, so he’s trying to get back at her by supporting Bionic on the same day as ARTPOP. But he’s not actually being genuine. He’s really just using you as a pawn in his sick little game to try and —”
“SILENCE!” she demands, slapping the fan across the mouth with a fan. “I’m only just hearing about this newcomer, ‘Gaga.’ I still don’t know if that is a man or a woman. I don’t care. I’ll send a sample of Red Sin to wish him well on the release of FARTPOP.”
Legendtina begins to trudge back up the spiral staircase. Suddenly, she stops and spins back around on her Louboutins. “Thank you, fans. Remember — buy Lotus!” she offers with a wink.
Back upstairs, Legendtina storms into the sprawling living room, where the air is moist and thick with the scent of Christina Aguilera by Night. Without warning, the memories come flooding back. Every post. THE MERCILESS SHADE. Him.
“FIGHTERS! BOBBLEHEADS! UNBREAKABLE FLOWERS…ASSEMBLE!” she cries out, feeling this moment for a moment.
Baby Max, who had been napping comfortably in the baby chair made of unsold copies of Bionic, looks up sleepily at his mother for a moment. “What now?” he ponders. The idea rolls around in his mind for a moment until his eyes return to his iPod Touch, where he refreshes BritneySpears.com for the 50th time that night. “25 days,” he gurgles to himself until falling back asleep.
Meanwhile, Legendtina is now smacking the monitor of her 1996 IBM in the corner which, until this very moment, had been collecting cobwebs. Not since the filming of her advanced Grindr opus, “Your Body” — apart from a few late night Google sessions of “Liam 1D Naked” — did she ever use the old thing. The machine groans for a while until a dim light finally appears onscreen.
Suddenly, a forgotten face pops up.
“#*****YoPerez! Would you like your #Unapologetic horoscope today, bitch?” Orihanna merrily offers.
“NOT NOW, ILLUMINATI RATCHET!” Legendtina screams as she closes the screen. God, she really needed to change her homepage. Back to basics — err, business.
“PerezHilton.com/admin,” she hurriedly types into the address bar. “Username: PHilton.”
“Password: FukUAzealia.”
Denied.
“Password: WilliamSux4evr.”
Denied.
Think, Legendtina. She ponders. The voice within stirs.
“Password: ILuvGaga”
Access Granted.
“Justice for Bionic, indeed,” she coos sensually. “Welcome to the BBC, Perez — the Buy Bionic Coalition.”
The cackle rings out through the entirety of Los Angeles. Let there be love, and…
LET THE #JUSTICEFORBIONIC MOVEMENT BEGIN.
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What is the fate of the iconic Koons statue? I was hoping it'd be at the artRAVE. 
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