Why is it that Mariah cant even lip synch properly let alone even ATTEMPT to hold a note?

Her career has been a Big Fat Joke since 2006

She's released more flop singles than the amount of chins she has on her chubby, greasy, chocolate cake stained face.

You know that your so called 'Legendary career' is over when you have to compare it to the last two flop albums of Brandy

Although The Chubby Chanteuse might not even outsell 2/11

Whitney will always be remembered as the better version of Mariah

Hasbeen, sellout, flop, beached whale who cant even get an urban hit anymore.

Did I mention that her photo shoots are faker than Cher's Face?

Poor Moo, Ariana is going to end her career while she sits on a King sized bed eating nothing but donuts and ice cream while she reminisces on the success that she will NEVER have again.
