•LOL at the hamster teas in Ukraine
•Azerbaijan do another ballad what a surprise
•What the hell is going in with that roller skating bitch in Montenegro
•Lol at Poland's thirst for breast related votes
•Austria was a biT of a shock um ok
•Russia serving Jedward teas
•I like Italy's outfit
•Stop trying so hard Slovenia
•Spain is pretty
•Switzerland was good with the whistling
•Netherlands looking weird
•is San Marino an internationally recognised country?
•uk meh
Just Kidding Well there're no outstanding songs and Turkey/Bosnia/Croatia/Serbia aren't participating, so you can actually expect some points this year.
Us British deserve it after Engelbert ****ing Humperdink
Loved the Graham Norton shoutout
To you non-Brits, is your commentator really shady, I imagine they're boring as **** while Graham just constantly insults them. He ain't as good as Terry Wogan, he got fired for being a shady bitch
1. Switzerland
2. Ukraine
3. The Netherlands
Poland
Norway
Sweden
Romania
Austria
Hungary
Slovenia
Germany
Montenegro
Belarus
Armenia
San Marino
France
Iceland
Spain
United Kingdom
Finland
Azerbeijan
Italy
Greece
Russia
Malta
26. Denmark
U mixed up austria and switzerland.
Get that Euro Topography!