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Discussion: Misheard lyrics?
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In Piece of Me by Britney:
I hear it as: I'm still an exception to anal
It actually is: I'm still an exceptional earner
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No wonder there's panic in the street
I hear it as: No wonder the hispanic's in the street.
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Beyoncé- Independent Women (I misheard almost EVERY lyric to this song)
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What I heard: Lucy Liu, where my girl Drew, Cam Rondy in Destiny
What was actually said: Lucy Liu, with my girl Drew, Cameron D in Destiny
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What I heard: Question, tell me what you think about me, I brought my own diamonds and I brought my own rings, holy rillo zelly wella feeling lonely, well it's all over, please get up and leave
What was actually said: Question, tell me what you think about me, I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings, only ring your celly when I'm feeling lonely, when it's all over, please get up and leave
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What I heard: Tell me how you feel about Fiz, tryna control me boy, you get dis mess, pay my own funnel and I pay my own bills, always 50-50 in relationships
What was actually said: Tell me how you feel about this, try to control me boy you get dismissed, pay my own car note and I pay my own bills, always 50-50 in relationships
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What I heard: The shoes are my beat (ah badi), the clothes I'm wearing (ah badi), the rock, I'm Rocky (ah badi), cos I depenonly if I want it, the watch I'm wearing (ah badi), the house I live in (ah badi), the car I'm driving (ah badi), I depenonly, I depenonly
What was actually said: The shoes on my feet (I bought it), the clothes I'm wearing (I bought it), the rock I'm rocking (I bought it), cos I depend on me if I want it, the watch I'm wearing (I bought it), the house I live in (I bought it), the car I'm driving (I bought it), I depend on me, I depend on me
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What I heard: All da wingmen women dependent (throw your hands abat me), all da hunnays make ya money (throw your hands abat me), all tha mamas, drop ya dadas (throw your hands abat me), all the ladies Trudy filming (throw your hands abat me)
]What was actually said: All da women who independent (throw your hands up at me), all da hunnays who makin' money (throw your hands up at me), all the mamas who profit dollas (throw your hands up at me), all the ladies who truly feel me
(throw your hands up at me)
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What I heard: Tell me how you feel about Fiz, do I want if I ho wanna live, I were taught in sacrifice to gay who da gay, ladies e-day easy being in debt en dept, question, how d'ya like this dommage that I brought, bragging on that cash that he gave you was the front, if you're gonna brag me shoo me sure money dufont, tendelomen else to give you want you want
What was actually said: Tell me how you feel about this, do what I want, live how I wanna live, I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get, ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent, question, how you like this knowledge that I brought, bragging on that cash that he gave you is a front, if you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt, depend on no one else to give you what you want
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What I heard: Destiny's Child, who in the house, we break into our angel-style,
Child of destiny, independent nudity, no one else can stand me, Charlie's Angels
What was actually said: Destiny's Child, you in the house, we'll break these people off angel-style,
Child of destiny, independent beauty, no one else takes care of me, Charlie's Angels
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Applause - Lady Gaga
Me: Make a grandma
Gagz: Make it Loud now
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Katy's Walking On Air
You're eating me, like erotica
Actual:
You're reading me, like erotica
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Member Since: 11/5/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chimier
Beyoncé- Independent Women (I misheard almost EVERY lyric to this song)
What I heard: Lucy Liu, where my girl Drew, Cam Rondy in Destiny
Question, tell me what you think about me, I brought my own diamonds and I brought my own rings, holy rillo zelly wella feeling lonely
Tell me how you feel about Fiz, tryna control me boy, you get dis mess, pay my own funnel and I pay my own bills, always 50-50 in relationships
The shoes are my beat (ah badi), the clothes I'm wearing (ah badi), the rock, I'm Rocky (ah badi), cos I depenonly if I want it, the watch I'm wearing (ah badi), the house I live in (ah badi), the car I'm driving (ah badi), I depenonly, I depenonly
All da wingmen women dependent (throw your hands abat me), all da hunnays make ya money (throw your hands abat me), all tha mamas, drop ya dadas (throw your hands abat me), all the ladies Trudy filming (throw your hands abat me)
Tell me how you feel about Fiz, do I want if I ho wanna live, I were taught in sacrifice to gay who da gay, ladies e-day easy being in debt en dept, question, how d'ya like this dommage that I brought, bragging on that cash that he gave you was the front, if you're gonna brag me shoo me sure money dufont, tendelomen else to give you want you want
Child of destiny, independent nudity, no one else can stand me, Charlie's Angels
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Destiny's Child, Survivor
Kelly's part (during the bridge):
Actual: I'm not gon compromise my Christianity
Misheard: I'm not gon come from miles high, cause she can not see.
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Radioactive
I feel it in my bones, to make my sister moan, welcome to the new age 
I'm like lol wut.
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Shanghai like a diamond
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We call one of my friends "Magic Puma" because of lyrics he misheard.
From "Madness" by Muse - "M-m-m-m-m-m-ma-ma-gic"
From "Rumour Has It" - "PUMA HAS IT!" 
So he's the Magic Puma
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Quote:
Originally posted by tittieslap
In Piece of Me by Britney:
I hear it as: I'm still an exception to anal
It actually is: I'm still an exceptional earner
and
No wonder there's panic in the street
I hear it as: No wonder the hispanic's in the street.
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Me too 
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Christina Aguilera - Light Up The Sky
What I heard: Tree soldiers forever
The actual lyrics: Chase our dreams forever
Help 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tymps.
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
Actual: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c*ck at night
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I've heard many people saying this line in Rih's Only Girl (In The World) song.
I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie.
Like how do people think that it's hot pie?
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I always hear that line on DWUW as "cream in your butt" instead of "green in your blunt"
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Paramore - Ain't It Fun
actual: see it's easy to ignore trouble
Misheard: see it's easy to ignore that you're a bore.
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Beyoncé - Heaven
Actual: I fought for you, the hardest
Misheard: I fart for you, the hardest
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Rihanna - Hate That I Love You
Actual: One of these days maybe your magic won't affect me
Misheard: One of these day maybe one mad chick wanna f*g me
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Quote:
Originally posted by holyground
Rihanna - Hate That I Love You
Actual: One of these days maybe your magic won't affect me
Misheard: One of these day maybe one mad chick wanna f*g me
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Same
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Burn by Ellie:
When the lies burning down, they don't know what they learned
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Quote:
Originally posted by RadioactiveLights
Burn by Ellie:
When the lies burning down, they don't know what they learned
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Kelly Clarkson - Because of You
Actual: You never thought of anyone else, you just saw your pain
Heard: You never thought of anyone else, you just saw your face
I've literally loved this song for like ten years and I just now realized it
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