So what you expected was to be on the actual stage, obstructing the view of people in the audience? That literally would never work because of security reasons and, like, logical reasons. I think this is more of a case of you expecting more than what was promised.
Here's what was promised on the ticket site (Gaga was being a bit hyperbolic but what matters if what was actually advertised).
You're getting all of that.
Yes, but's the Spanish version so it's not pronounced Jesus.
I don't know where you got that quote, but this is right from Ticketmaster's VIP packages page:
- One seat inside On-Stage ARTPOP Zone (elevated seated viewing area on-stage)
(elevated seated viewing area on-stage)
Is that clear enough for you now? Do you understand? Because I'm not going to explain it to you anymore.
I think this is the most iconic picture monsters have ever produced
The guy, his body and positioning of the twerk
The guy/girl in seashell bikini with her ass to them and hands above her head, ready to twerk
The other guy/girl with ha hand up doing tha bye
but why does he have his camera? 