[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by rihannafan

What is this tea? I just thought he was a fad.

[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

Akon was kinda massive in 2006/2007.

He opened for Sven when I saw her. Was hilarious.

[Elusive Chanteuse]

http://time.com/84645/mariah-carey-a...tle-generator/
LOL

[thirdward]

that girl was 15 yo? man

[Ecstasy]

Originally posted by MrPeanut

I wont lie. I am a bit turned on

[Reader]

Originally posted by Antonini

Question: Why does every gay black man want to be Beyonce?

Her gum-snapping booty-shaking routines are easy for them to copy at ghetto drag clubs?

[rihannafan]

Mariah her album title tho

[Shapes]

Man how the **** was Akon supposed to know she was 15, it was an 18+ show I believe

Also how tf are you gonna ask a girl on stage ready to smash "yo bitch are you 18 I just want to make sure I can legally hit that" like whatever Akon is a smart guy he bought Lady Gaga like a slave and then sold her back to interscope when she couldn't do anything.

It's almost sort of beautiful that Lady Gaga was a white slave

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by Shapes

It's almost sort of beautiful that Lady Gaga was a white slave

Mess

[HighwayHooker]

say what you want about Gagz, but she is no slave. otherwise she wouldn't have flopped

[Antonini]

Originally posted by Shapes

Man how the **** was Akon supposed to know she was 15, it was an 18+ show I believe

Also how tf are you gonna ask a girl on stage ready to smash "yo bitch are you 18 I just want to make sure I can legally hit that" like whatever Akon is a smart guy he bought Lady Gaga like a slave and then sold her back to interscope when she couldn't do anything.

It's almost sort of beautiful that Lady Gaga was a white slave

White slave getting paid more than you and I will ever dream of getting paid tho. Doesn't sound too bad.

[santos]

Originally posted by HighwayHooker

say what you want about Gagz, but she is no slave. otherwise she wouldn't have flopped

but Britney is a slave and Damita Jean is the biggest flop ever

[Ozzy8923]

Can we talk about Akon's birth name tho?

Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

[HighwayHooker]

Originally posted by santos

but Britney is a slave and Damita Jean is the biggest flop ever

but Slaveknee didn't contribute to BJ.
there is only so much you can do with a corpse

[HighwayHooker]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

Can we talk about Akon's birth name tho?

[santos]

Originally posted by HighwayHooker

but Slaveknee didn't contribute to BJ.
there is only so much you can do with a corpse

but she COWROTE every track, even the ones that were already demos
she even did backing vocals for Myah Marie
not any slave has that chance

[CaptainMusic]

Akon was a MESS:

Like why?

[Austin]

I loved so much that I cried
I danced so much til I was tired
I drank some red wine and now I'm walking on the sky
I had the time of my life

I sang so loud that I smiled
I made it worth my while
I drank some white wine
Now I'm walking on the sky
I had the time of my life

I think we can give Bot FULL recognition for the artistic direction of Me. I Am Botney... The Talentless Robot

[CaptainMusic]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

Can we talk about Akon's birth name tho?

DEATH!

I thought you were kidding but I just checked and

Why the **** would anyone name their child that!

[HighwayHooker]

this is what real impact looks like
not fat homo's doing the single ladies choreography in their 2 bed house

Originally posted by santos

but she COWROTE every track, even the ones that were already demos
she even did backing vocals for Myah Marie
not any slave has that chance

as believable as Beyonce giving birth