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Originally posted by Mr. Fahrenheit
Mariah Carey. 
Her music is just so... stupid. I can't imagine sitting through her entire discography without my brain melting into mush. The brain-dead lyrics, the saccharine vocals, the generic production - not to mention, outside her discography, the bottomless well of tacky she draws on for whatever she likes to call her ''visuals''. Mariah's entire career is basically an allegory for Americans getting dumber and fatter over time. Ew.  |
THANK YOU!
When I had to go through Mariahs discography to finish some rates, I literally felt my brain cells burning, suffering from excruciating pain and dying in agony with each of her songs. The headache I had (and the brain damage I have probably endured) after listening to her albums was on par with a night of heavy drinking (without all the fun or merciful blackout, of course
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