It'll be like the last year of her career.
I'll probably get desperate around June and start playing that weird vogue-ish feature song she did. Blown Away
She'll send it to the Kunts that she follows on Twitter via snapchat, thus allowing her most loyal Kunts to view the phone recorded snippet of JFK just once, trollzealia banks indeedT.
If we wait around all day for her to say Happy Birthday to Yung Rapunxel via Instagram video at 11:59 PM..
I suggest we delete her from our iTunes and erase every single proper and botched scrobble from our Last.fm's
Claims Kanye took a **** on Pharrell, twitpics it with her sister making a face on the side.
Buys a teacup pig and calls it Lily Allen. Cooks it for her mother then beefs with PETA on twitter. Whinges about how her mum doesn't like her "white" cooking.
Buys a teacup pig and calls it Lily Allen. Cooks it for her mother then beefs with PETA on twitter. Whinges about how her mum doesn't like her "white" cooking.
Talks about scrapping half of BWET to write songs about Donald Glover leaving her over PETA, takes her hurt to the tattoo parlor to get a Kitty Noir tat next to her "heart".
Talks about scrapping half of BWET to write songs about Donald Glover leaving her over PETA, takes her hurt to the tattoo parlor to get a Kitty Noir tat next to her "heart".
Rocks frazzled neon pink sew-in on Instagram.
Hosts a pity party U-Stream with Lil Debbie. AdamAzealia is the only one DM'd the link. He manages to hack in and steal the Bizzara acapella.
Azealia falls into a deep depression.
Iggy's album debuts well and Azealia runs up on stage and strangles her at Wired Fest.
