Unlike ferst and eevee overdramatic and embarrassing meltdowns I will keep it classy
It was on a dreary night of November when I decided to take a look at the gen 5 pokedex….
The ugliness I saw almost burned my eyes
But from the darkness a light appeared
The moment I looked at your delicate and regal design….
It was love at first sight…
I knew it right then that even with so many ugly things around me your beauty will protect me and side by side we will get through this darkness called unova…
U made everything to keep me entertained and happy… u had so many moves I could chose from …
a reliable ally in every battle
not to mention u are a fashion icon with the way u accessorize every season
The spring u smell like roses and life life blooms out of your horns, a true vision of ecstasy
At summer u were a little punk with your spiky hair at head and tail and u were protecting me from the heating sun under your full of leaves branches
At autumn u were as majestic as ever…orange never looked prettier
And at winter u were giving cruela a run for her money…
even after eevee's voodoo and the otehr gals negativity u made it so far...
But my y dear dear saswbuck u will always be in my party….and these tears are tears of joy... who else had do many comebacks.... None.. slay a bit...
The NSA better start closely monitoring any Americans who gave it less than a 10. Terrorist teas 
Giving me fear of centipedes teas.
