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Originally posted by Damien M
Bruno has already surpassed the lebanese belly dancer's career in less than 3 years.
It pays to be relevant outside the slums in Eastern Europe 
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Does it matter, though? Bruno is ugly AND short. He's forever a fail. And please don't tell me you sit there and listen to his music, that'd be a new level of tragic.....
We can cackle at faux global Shakira but she's gorgeous and has a hot boyfriend. hihi.