i feel bad for my good sis blue ivy. when they comb out her hair for the first time it's going to hurt like a bitch.
i can already picture her in front of the tv, between mama tina's knees with beyonce on tina's right side holding the pink lotion and solange on tina's right, holding the hair grease. mama tina will be YANKING that comb but it will be stuck in blue's mini-fro, barely moving
they'll blame the crying and fidgeting on her being "tender-headed" when it was really their fault all along. i just pray that they're moisturizing that poor baby's scalp
