Die Young is like 1,000 more times ironic than the GAGA IS OVER video.
Let's live like we're gonna die young!
- Radio kills her commercial career
- Will.I.Am, Juicy and Pitbull remixes do nothing
- The album sales are HILARIOUS
- She tours unsold high school gymnasiums
- Dr Luke calls her a fridge and she ends up wanting to kill herself
- Her stan(s) make embarrassing petitions no one above 15 cares about
- She goes to rehab
- Her MOTHER goes to rehab
- And she doesn't even get a royalty check from Zanussi for all the appliance promo
