I've got a friend in Valencia that does drag ("Meeeeeiiiiiss Colombia walkeeeeing down theeee raaahhhnway") and I guess he might like it...but like...I've done some bottoming in my time and this is even too bottom for me.
Why do people keep saying ShitGa needs to take a break? She's spent the last few years recovering from her "hip surgery" and in media blackouts.
What she needs is to not suck.
The opposite actually, she needs to START sucking. & by that I mean getting on her stubby knees & licking Dr Luke's *** until he puts some life back into her dead, pointless career. Her teeth could be a problem here, though.
The opposite actually, she needs to START sucking. & by that I mean getting on her stubby knees & licking Dr Luke's *** until he puts some life back into her dead, pointless career. Her teeth could be a problem here, though.
It's too late for that. She's lost all her appeal and selling power, plus hitmakers won't give her their best material. Reminds me of this Rolling Stone review of Xtina's Your Body.
Quote:
You can measure a singer's place in the pop-star pecking order by the quality of the Max Martin/Shellback song she releases. For Xtina, the news ain't good. "Your Body" is a sluggish and nearly hookless hookup anthem, apparently dredged from that part of the Stockholm harbor where the Swedish hitmakers toss their D-list material.
The opposite actually, she needs to START sucking. & by that I mean getting on her stubby knees & licking Dr Luke's *** until he puts some life back into her dead, pointless career. Her teeth could be a problem here, though.
She can @ Katy for some pointers. 6 #1's here we come!
Dare is just.... someone rip up Shrek's recording contract.
I'm just picturing some really cheap, tacky quinceanera party in some dirty, poor US suburb with some fat badly-dressed Mexican toddlers wiggling along to the dance beat. This is the only demographic I can see some getting enjoyment from this. And like you're only gonna get about 20 secs of attention from them before the guacamole gets too much.
Dr Luke discards you when you stop selling. See: Avril, Ke$ha, Britney, among others.
Avicii is good too. There's a reason Morguedonna was Queen of Pop after all. She's still not completely stupid. I bet Rihanna would have snatched him up if he hadn't refused to work w/ her.
Se where're never getting the chance to laugh at this mess?
It looks like Gaga wasn't actually below him & they just edited her in... it's like they feared he might've ACTUALLY started pissing on her. (which she would've enjoyed)
DJ Avicii didn't want Rihanna or Chris Brown on his album.
The chart-topping Swedish remixer-and-producer - who has scored his second UK number one with 'Wake Me Up', which features singer Aloe Blacc - claims the pop megastars won't feature on his upcoming debut album 'TRUE' as he prefers to think ''outside the box''.
Avicci - real name Tim Bergling - told the Daily Star newspaper: ''I tend not to go for your Rihannas and Chris Browns. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's more fun when there's no boundaries. I try to go after the people who are a bit far-fetched and out of the box, who could add something new.''
He added: ''I've got more access to really talented people nowadays, like Nile Rodgers and Aloe, especially on my next record.''
Avicii is good too. There's a reason Morguedonna was Queen of Pop after all. She's still not completely stupid. I bet Rihanna would have snatched him up if he hadn't refused to work w/ her.
Why would you reject Rihanna but gladly accept Madead?
That's like going to the dog pound and shoving aside the healthy, glowing labrador in favour of the crippled, mangy sausage dog struggling to comb out the **** from its fur. Why would you work or want to be around someone with incontinence issues & flatulence? Damnit Avicii.
Avicci - real name Tim Bergling - told the Daily Star newspaper: ''I tend not to go for your Rihannas and Chris Browns. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's more fun when there's no boundaries. I try to go after the people who are a bit far-fetched and out of the box, who could add something new.''
) ugh the Monsters are so dumb
