Because it's a lot more interesting than stanning for a big-titted howling banshee children's entertainer who used to make Christian music and gave that up to eat the *** of the biggest producers in the industry in order to get a hit before she reached thirty. And don't get me stated on that makeup-caked acne-ridden face of hers.
You couldn't pay me to stan for Katy. Fake, big ****, always works with the #1 producer, always panders to the radio, always has a "cute" safe image. She's like the cliche of a vapid popstar.
But that doesn't mean the Italian sewer rat is stanworthy either.
Higher RT score than your beloved Curious Case of Benjamin Button!
Benjamin Button is overlong and the story bites more than it can chew, Doubt is a lifeless stage adaptation with 2 of the worst Oscar nominated performances ever, courtesy of Meryl and Lamy.
Meryl has some grasp on the character but she did not bring to life the Sister Aloysius from the play. A colection of tics, scene by scene performance. A total disrespect to Cherry Jones brilliant, Tony winning work.
The less said about Amy Adams retarded nun the better. Oscar followers everywhere still laugh at her nomination and her iconic delivery of "I like Frosty the snowman"...
You couldn't pay me to stan for Katy. Fake, big ****, always works with the #1 producer, always panders to the radio, always has a "cute" safe image. She's like the cliche of a vapid popstar.
But that doesn't mean the Italian sewer rat is stanworthy either.
Because it's a lot more interesting than stanning for a big-titted howling banshee children's entertainer who used to make Christian music and gave that up to eat the *** of the biggest producers in the industry in order to get a hit before she reached thirty. And don't get me stated on that makeup-caked acne-ridden face of hers.
It's only more interesting to stan for Gaga because lately it's unsure whether she'll be alive or not, it keeps you on the edge of your seat. Besides that, the lying, arrogant, horse-faced, short, chunky, hypocritical, brick-toothed fad gets overshadowed by Miley at award shows, nervously stutters like the stupid college drop-out she is in interviews as she struggles to lie through her gaping buckteeth, & isn't allowed to release videos anymore. (Probably because ARTSHIT put Interscope out of $25 million dollars)
It's only more interesting to stan for Gaga because lately it's unsure whether she'll be alive or not, it keeps you on the edge of your seat. Besides that, the lying, arrogant, horse-faced, short, chunky, hypocritical, brick-toothed fad gets overshadowed by Miley at award shows, nervously stutters like the stupid college drop-out she is in interviews as she struggles to lie through her gaping buckteeth, & isn't allowed to release videos anymore. (Probably because ARTSHIT put Interscope out of $25 million dollars)
Yeah Gaga's behaviour is frustrating and she can be a mess at times, but I will die before I stan for that cross-eyed strangled cat who thought that Russell Brand was marriage-worthy and couldn't even keep him. That X-Factor live performance of Firework still haunts me.
And to be fair, the producers for the album aren't that big. There's one Dr Luke/Max Martin, a Greg Kurstin track then a bunch of up and comers and 3 tracks by Busbee, writer of Pink's Try.
and gave that up to eat the *** of the biggest producers in the industry in order to get a hit before she reached thirty. And don't get me stated on that makeup-caked acne-ridden face of hers.
