Actually Madonna stans on ATRL lose either way.
If they're young then they obviously were never around for Madonna's cultural relevancy (since that expired in 2002), so they just seem like bandwagoners (like the people who "stan" for the ****ing Beatles)
And if they're old, then they were around for Madonna's relevancy but then they're also old and arguing with a bunch of gay teens and twentysomethings
Madonna stans can't win
