What's HILARIOUS is Ke$ha stans holding onto them SAT receipts.
1500 on SAT still couldn't sign a proper contract.
1500 on SAT and still has no control of her life.
1500 on SAT and doesn't realize starving herself won't make the box shape go away.
We'll see if audiences are down for another retelling of Pan. The last one didn't work out so hot. Rooney certainly won't help -- the girl has talent but her starpower is so lacking she'd have trouble opening an envelope, let alone a movie.
When's the last time Ke$ha didn't stick her hands down her throat?
When's the last time Ke$ha was Top 5 on the Billboard 200?
When's the last time Ke$ha wasn't recycling her piss to hydrate herself?