So, my mum just called me.
"Hello? James? I'm watching the music channel. It's MTV Ibiza"
"Okay?"
"There's this person on. K-E-L-I-S.
Kell-is."
"It's Kel-eese"
"K-E-L-I-S."
"Mum, it's Kel-eese"
"Kel, Kel-eese. Anyway, I was just calling to ask about them. I thought you would know. Are they a transvestite?"
"Uh.... no. She sung that Milkshakes song, remember that?"
"She looks very manly!"
"Is she black?"
"Yeah. I mean I know she has big boobs but that doesn't mean anything now, they can get impants..."
"She just has a deep voice."
"But she's so manly! And she sounds very manly in this song, I was just wondering. I thought you would know who they are."
"Yeah, she sang the Milkshake song."
"My milkshake de neh neh neh neh neh neh. That one?"
"Yeah, that song. It's a woman."
"Oh, okay. I just thought I'd call and ask cos I thought you might know."
wtf mum
