[Samuel.]

Originally posted by Penny.

i wonder what shes thinking rn tbh
like is she really done with this era?
or taking a break & shes gonna come back & slay us all?

Babe she have choreos to learn.

[Matthew]

Monsters, I'm afraid I got into some legal trouble today. I was driving home from school when Out of Control came on. I was doing fine when my glitchy stereo randomly turned the volume on blast. I signaled to go into the passing lane because this white car in front of me was still going the speed limit and just when i went to turn, the chorus came on. I lost it. I was jamming and getting my life to it. It was so bad I was going 130km/hr when I passed the car that was in front of me. I looked and realized it was a police car. The cop came to my window and I waited until the song was over before I rolled down my window. He thought I was so crazy he gave me a ticket for $250 bucks. But luckily, he didn't sign it so I can fight it in court!

The life of a little monster is never uninteresting

[Penny.]

Originally posted by Samuel.

Babe she have choreos to learn.

ur right
im being impatient arent i?

[Skywalker]

Originally posted by Matthew

Monsters, I'm afraid I got into some legal trouble today. I was driving home from school when Out of Control came on. I was doing fine when my glitchy stereo randomly turned the volume on blast. I signaled to go into the passing lane because this white car in front of me was still going the speed limit and just when i went to turn, the chorus came on. I lost it. I was jamming and getting my life to it. It was so bad I was going 130km/hr when I passed the car that was in front of me. I looked and realized it was a police car. The cop came to my window and I waited until the song was over before I rolled down my window. He thought I was so crazy he gave me a ticket for $250 bucks. But luckily, he didn't sign it so I can fight it in court!

The life of a little monster is never uninteresting

Not you using legal technicalities to get out of a ticket you deserved.

But go you. Keep listening to Le Gags. Give Artpop it's promo. I hope you told him who you were listening to.

[Samuel.]

Originally posted by Penny.

ur right
im being impatient arent i?

A bit

[Skywalker]

Originally posted by Samuel.

Babe she have choreos to learn.

Hopefully it'll be better than Americano.

[- JED -]

Originally posted by Matthew

Monsters, I'm afraid I got into some legal trouble today. I was driving home from school when Out of Control came on. I was doing fine when my glitchy stereo randomly turned the volume on blast. I signaled to go into the passing lane because this white car in front of me was still going the speed limit and just when i went to turn, the chorus came on. I lost it. I was jamming and getting my life to it. It was so bad I was going 130km/hr when I passed the car that was in front of me. I looked and realized it was a police car. The cop came to my window and I waited until the song was over before I rolled down my window. He thought I was so crazy he gave me a ticket for $250 bucks. But luckily, he didn't sign it so I can fight it in court!

The life of a little monster is never uninteresting

130km/hr through the city?

[Penny.]

Originally posted by Samuel.

A bit

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Meowster

Not you using legal technicalities to get out of a ticket you deserved.

But go you. Keep listening to Le Gags. Give Artpop it's promo. I hope you told him who you were listening to.

When he handed me the ticket, I showed him my ARTPOP cd and said "Lady Gaga's new album featuring the smash hits Applause and DWUW in stores now. If you're one of the lucky few, you can get a special limited edition foil copy!" He looked at me weird, rolled his eyes and walked back to his car. I should taken my album booklet and stuck it under the wiper on his windshield. Gags. Ha power to offend the lawful protectors of our cities

I am a mess today.

[Samuel.]

Originally posted by Meowster

Hopefully it'll be better than Americano.

I hope so too

[Ramos]

I think ARTPOP is out of the Top 400 in the US iTunes

[Gagamon]

Originally posted by Ramos

I think ARTPOP is out of the Top 400 in the US iTunes

[Ramos]

ARTPOP is slaying all the STAN countries.

ARTPOP
#16 Kazakhstan
#16 Uzbekistan
#28 Kyrgyzstan

Also #1 in Ghana.

Poor everybody.

[Teneo]

The beginning of Mary Jane Howling is EVERYTHING. My father and I got the life the other day while driving. That and the "Introducing, ladies and pato, Mary Jane Holland!"...

I played him nearly all of ARTPOP and he only seemed to dislike Venus, Cake and the ethereaaaaaaaaal bit of Fashion!. I didn't want to play Aura (that beginning...) and Donatella because I still want my inheritance, you know

[Samuel.]

Originally posted by Teneo

The beginning of Mary Jane Howling is EVERYTHING. My father and I got the life the other day while driving. That and the "Introducing, ladies and pato, Mary Jane Holland!"...

I played him nearly all of ARTPOP and he only seemed to dislike Venus, Cake and the ethereaaaaaaaaal bit of Fashion!. I didn't want to play Aura (that beginning...) and Donatella because I still want my inheritance, you know

Ladies and pato?

[Skywalker]

Originally posted by Teneo

The beginning of Mary Jane Howling is EVERYTHING. My father and I got the life the other day while driving. That and the "Introducing, ladies and pato, Mary Jane Holland!"...

I played him nearly all of ARTPOP and he only seemed to dislike Venus, Cake and the ethereaaaaaaaaal bit of Fashion!. I didn't want to play Aura (that beginning...) and Donatella because I still want my inheritance, you know

Girl what ARTPOP do you have! Gimme that!

[Teneo]

Originally posted by Samuel.

Ladies and pato?

Wtf the damn mobile text correction, this is not the first time that makes me look like I talk the Donatella Versace language here

Originally posted by Meowster

Girl what ARTPOP do you have! Gimme that!

I made and album called ARTPOP + for Cake, Stache, Princess Die, DWUW Christina remix, Bitch don't kill my vibe and the app songs.

[Negev]

Originally posted by Matthew

When he handed me the ticket, I showed him my ARTPOP cd and said "Lady Gaga's new album featuring the smash hits Applause and DWUW in stores now. If you're one of the lucky few, you can get a special limited edition foil copy!" He looked at me weird, rolled his eyes and walked back to his car. I should taken my album booklet and stuck it under the wiper on his windshield. Gags. Ha power to offend the lawful protectors of our cities

I am a mess today.

What a mess, literally. Prayers to you. I hope you'll manage to trick the system.



don't you try to catch me
don't you try to catch me
no no no no

[helloDer]

getting into BTW song hard rn

[Skywalker]

If the user ladygaga is perched as a guest in this thread atm, please do us and you a favor and just leak Cake. The press will blame Terry anyway.