[satellites.™]

I literally spent the entire day reading Frederick Douglass' Narrative: An America Slave and writing a summary/reaction essay on it. I'm so tired all I wanna do is listen to Beyonce and laugh.

Drag someone (not black, they've been through enough racists) please.

[PrettyHurts]

so happy kenya ****ed apollo and the world knows

poor phaedra

[NLX]

Originally posted by fortheloveofmusic

Countess needs to make a TV comeback

I was watching one of her plays last night.
Homegirl' lost her spark.
But I was here for her sleeping with her sister's fiance.

[Cap10Planet]

Originally posted by PrettyHurts

so happy kenya ****ed apollo and the world knows

poor phaedra

I thought Kenya just said that Apollo wanted to have sex with her. Has it been confirmed by her that they had sex?

[Jennifer]

Originally posted by bijonse

phaedra is so phony omg i cant stand her. kenya is an extra mess but shes bringing in the ratings and nene cant take it lol. kandi is the only one with REAL money since we know where phaedra gets hers now

Ugh, Phaedra and her phony ass faces she makes in her diaries.

Kenya is so hilarious, I think her African prince is fake but it's just all so ki worthy.

Porsha is an idiot. She's gonna go bankrupt with that 8000 sq foot house.

[bijonse]

apollo can still get it raw

idc

[fortheloveofmusic]

Originally posted by NLX

I was watching one of her plays last night.
Homegirl' lost her spark.
But I was here for her sleeping with her sister's fiance.

No one can play an adorable, ditsy (stupid) black girl like Countess


What is that other song they used to sing on The Parkers? Something about "You won't even KNOWWWWWWW"

[Jennifer]

Originally posted by Harmonic Dreamer

NeNe just can't STAND the fact that there's a new queen of Housewives and it's not her.
Her time is UP. Jealousy is the most bitter ****ing drug. And the way that she says she's keeping her eye on Kenya. Bitch what?! NeNe has shown her true colors this season.
LA got that bitch coked up and a bitter jealous delusional mess.

Isn't NeNe like 50+ too? Ugh, so not a good look for someone that old.

[PrettyHurts]

Originally posted by Cap10Planet

I thought Kenya just said that Apollo wanted to have sex with her. Has it been confirmed by her that they had sex?

yes every episode when fakedra calls her a wh-re and a sl-ut in the confessionals
i believe it to be true

[bijonse]

Originally posted by Jennifer

Ugh, Phaedra and her phony ass faces she makes in her diaries.

Kenya is so hilarious, I think her African prince is fake but it's just all so ki worthy.

Porsha is an idiot. She's gonna go bankrupt with that 8000 sq foot house.

porsha cant be THAT dumb it has be an act. but DEATH @ her marrying kweendell when his diIdo is probably bigger than hers nnnnn do they share?

[Cap10Planet]

But who is Phaedra to call anyone a ***** when it's her juvie ****ing every bitch on the block when she's never around? Everything is falling apart for her, and NeNe is as big of a fad as Gaga was. Mess.

[Jennifer]

I don't think Kenya and Apolo banged. Why would Kenya make that AIDS comment? lol. The "attacking like his virginity was on the line" quote was hilarious too.

[Harmonic Dreamer]

Originally posted by bijonse

porsha cant be THAT dumb it has be an act. but DEATH @ her marrying kweendell when his diIdo is probably bigger than hers nnnnn do they share?

Double-ended hun.
But seriously. Porsha is an IDIOT. Like... I can't even.

[GrandMomCookies]

Justice for amerie

And her classics

[Cap10Planet]

Originally posted by Jennifer

I don't think Kenya and Apolo banged. Why would Kenya make that AIDS comment? lol. The "attacking like his virginity was on the line" quote was hilarious too.

Right. The AIDS comment made it seem as though she rejected him because of that.

[Jennifer]

What do we think of Todd? Mama Joyce has me rolling at all times.

[bijonse]

marlo hampton is by far the best housewife they've ever had. her and sheree are too ****in much

sheree's constant denial about her financial status

[PrettyHurts]

mama joyce BEEN needing a seat
and kandi refuses to offer her one smh, she needs to get her mother together!!!!!

[bijonse]

Originally posted by Jennifer

What do we think of Todd? Mama Joyce has me rolling at all times.

todd could also get it. not raw like apollo doe

mama joyce sounds like she had dementia lol

[Harmonic Dreamer]

Joyce needs to stay the **** out of her daughter's relationship.
And Kandi is the dumbass that's letting her but in.
I would NEVER let my mother dictate my relationship with someone else.
Bitch I don't tell you what you and dad should be doing so butt the **** outta mine.
Kandi needs some balls.