Since you're my Valentine and we're technically boyfriend and boyfriend now, there are many ground rules you're going to be under if we want to stay together. Before I reveal my gifts to you, I'll tell you a few:
I'm going to change most of your characteristics. If I don't like something about you, you'll have to stop.
No snoring. I can't deal with that when I'm having my beauty sleep. You can sleep on the couch with the dog instead with that mess.
The wedding is next month.
You must stay with me nearly all the time. No "guys night", or in your case, gays night.
If we have children, you'll be the main parent. I have to pay the bills to keep us alive and secure.
You must text me every 30 minutes so I can make sure you're alive and well. Also so I can check up on you. If you're even a second late, I'll be rushing to wherever you are.
If you ever break up with me, I will murder you. Not even joking.
Oh, I also inserted a tracking device on you from the moment you accepted to be my Valentine.
Those are just a few of the things I'll expect from you throughout this relationship.
Oh... one thing I forgot to add, we should both have a similar music taste. I can't go off listening to Taylor Swift while you're jamming to some Indie artist I don't know the name of. That's not how this works, and your music will be confiscated for a certain amount of time if it happens too often.
To make sure this doesn't happen, I will be gifting you two of my current favorite songs:
Once you see this, pm me and I'll give you the codes to both!
They both also have some sexual language and innuendos involved, so you can possibly get moist while listening. Hopefully you'll think of me when that occurs.
Anyways... love you, boo Enjoy your gifts.
I don't kiss until after we're married, sorry.
How wonderful it has been to know you since 2009. It's good to know there's more than one flawless member amongst these uglee noobies! You've always been the more flawless one, though. I appreciate the joy you bring to every thread; never hateful, always loving. So on this Valentine's Day I am proud to be your Valentine. May the faces of all of your faves brighten up your desktop every day!
waiT, I actually can't complain about this I've been needing a new desktop background for the longest time... had it on THG: Catching Fire for like... a year.
This is very cute and nicely organized. Thanks so much.
As you probably figured, the people who received the fabulous Comic Sans Britney cards
were only opening placeholders. They were sadly matched with thoughtless, insensitive
people who promised a gift but didn't deliver. Poor them, especially this December on ATRL.
To make up for it, they will be getting a special gift straight from Cupid. Additionally, they can
request unlimited avatars from me for the entire year!
Happy Valentine's day, ATRL. I hope you enjoyed this event as much as a
regular person would.
Mess. That image was supposed to be way larger. I can PM you it Remmy.
Reading it now.
It's okay, I just right clicked it and saved it.
I just put it on. I'm gonna have to move some icons so it's not blocking Gaga + Icona Pop tho But it's really cute. Also that Adam picture... lordT what are you trying to do to me?
I still cannot get over how beautiful Theo's gift was, especially since he wasn't even my match to begin with. I love you, Theo, no matter what your name or avie is.
PM to get the EP that I made, you too 420suxx (if you want).
EDIT: A BIG thank you to Katie & Cupid for going all out and making this possible. Love & appreciate you both!
I just put it on. I'm gonna have to move some icons so it's not blocking Gaga + Icona Pop tho But it's really cute. Also that Adam picture... lordT what are you trying to do to me?
BTrisc 
You've always been the more flawless one, though. I appreciate the joy you bring to every thread; never hateful, always loving. So on this Valentine's Day I am proud to be your Valentine. May the faces of all of your faves brighten up your desktop every day!
Thanks so much.
Also that Adam picture... lordT what are you trying to do to me? 
I wasn't sure if I screwed something up. Thanks Katie! 
Great job on this! Even with all the struggles, it was still a pretty good event. 
