My queer rights group at my university had a joke speed dating event, so I figured I'd go just to **** around for an hour.
I had to speed date a Lady Gaga stan and I **** you not he said "Yeah in teh summer time, I don't like the sun so I just climb into my burqa and never look outside. It's basically the same as Lady Gaga's outfit in Telephone".
Those words came out of someone's mouth. I realize how stupid I used to sound
