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Originally posted by Latch
Why is ATRL obsessed with this child?
He's not even cute,
and he looks like he wears Aeropostale and listens to Macklemore
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are you kidding me? Austin looks like a God holding a small peasant and blessing it with the chance of being sexy. He's nearly 18 - when this ADONIS hits 20-21 he's going to be the next King of Pop - a male version of Michael Jackson except with looks and talent. Macklemore will be serving coffee at a hipster cafe in Portland making 8 an hour wishing he could afford that Aéropostalé.
