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Discussion: ATRL's 100 Sexiest Men of 2013: The #1
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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Legendary. 
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Not the Directioners punching out the good sis MiMi! 
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Originally posted by dirrtydiana
I knew you were kidding
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oh...
well I'm still going to whoop your ass.
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Originally posted by Wafflinson
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#JusticeForMiMi
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OMG NOT BANNED 
I liked ha 
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Liam is an okay winner I suppose. Some people obviously feel very passionately about him.
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Liam won't top this again next year though...so it's all good.
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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asdhfakjjf;
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Originally posted by FunkyDinevo
Ass whooping in the parking lot list:
Vespertine
Regina 
So'Unique
MikeyDuff1D
dirrtydiana
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Congrats, King! ATRLiam 
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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Omg I'm crying!
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Quote:
Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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Originally posted by Wafflinson
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Member Since: 8/31/2013
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Originally posted by FunkyDinevo
oh...
well I'm still going to whoop your ass.
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Can you tie me up and blindfold me play 1D music while you do it?
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Originally posted by Wafflinson
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Legendary Waffles
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NOT MY FELLOW LAMBILY BEING BANNED
WHERE IS JUSTICE??
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
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Originally posted by So'Unique Miracle
Liam won't top this again next year though...so it's all good.
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He certainly won't.
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I'm glad it is Liam tho, not the other hideous 1D members. The King's homophobic dick can **** my ass everyday and night.
I'm ready for next (this) year. more fresh-and-not-overrated 20s and mature-yet-not-daddy 30 year olds for 2014 list!
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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yess I knew Liam would snatch that number 1 withe ase as he should tbh.
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There was a post asking if last year was this dramatic or something to that extent, that I can't find. Anyway, last year the trend was to complain about the list being all white. Every third post literally was about that. This year was 1D boys, who know what 2014 will bring. 
I was asleep for the big reveal. 
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Originally posted by Regina George
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Points: 276
Occupation: Singer-songwriter
Age: 21
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I replaced it (  , with a random candid from the first row on Google for 2013 results ) but did you really use a picture from the Take Me Home photoshoot? That's not even the 2013 album. 
And then poor Zac "Always the bridesmaid" Efron stuck at #2, and Liam, as expected, topped the list.
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Member Since: 9/4/2012
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LIAM #1
Liam ABOVE Zayn???
i'm gonna start making my list early to avoid this mess next year
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Originally posted by MiMiLamb
But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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the perfect storm indeed 
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You bitches have awful, awful taste. The way the list gets increasingly generic up until it culminates in the MOST bland, generic-looking guy on the list as #1. I mean, I see better looking dudes than him every ****ing day in and on my way to school
I mean...
WTF is this? His face is mediocre, his body is scrawny and mediocre, doesn't even have CAKES to make up for it, and probably has a pencil ****. He's a 6, being generous. MiMiLamb truly spilled the tea and ya'll couldn't take it 
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