[bijonse]

Originally posted by Braz

Legend X

Knee

Jessica Simpson is perched on that phone...

[GreasyBruce]

Originally posted by Ozzy8923

I remember you calling J.Lo masturbation fodder when the Live It Up vid came out.

Looks like Shaki took some notes.

Child please, any woman in a music video is masturbation fodder, never underestimate a horny pubescent straight male's desire to ejaculate

But the difference is that not all of Shakira's songs are background noise for said masturbatory session and have actual lyrics with meaning that might distract you, unlike a certain Puerto Rican

[Retro]

Originally posted by Cannabis

Is in the deep web sdasdkorwjfnsdac

Aw hell naw, it can stay there. I don't mess with that. Wouldn't touch it with a pole the the length of Gaga's nose.

[PrettyHurts]

Originally posted by keris#1fan<3

I bet there's a big ole diarrhea stain on that thong

[Drais.]

Billboard Hot 100

LEAD SINGLE
#61(-33) Can't Remember To Forget You

NON SINGLE
#73(+13) Partition

[bijonse]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Beyonce flaunting her ass ever since Nicki and Rih made it a trend

bey literally made a song about her ass in 2001

[MrPeanut]

I just heard Give Life Back to Music on the radio, which was cute.

[Ascension]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Beyonce flaunting her ass ever since Nicki and Rih made it a trend

Oh?

[Vin]

Originally posted by bijonse

the lesbian teaz in the video feel kinda forced lol

maybe its the editing

Uh, of course it's forced, seeing as
both Shakira and Rihanna are not lesbians...



If it was P!nk's "Can't Remember To Forget You" video,
featuring Missy Elliot, then it would be less forced.

...Vin

[Ainsworth]

Originally posted by Nippy'sReceipts

Analworth, you really need to go to the Gags concert with your parents esp. if they have good seats. Wait till it gets quiet when he's singing a ballad or somethin then scream out Murderer! We have a murderer among us! while flailing ur Lina Morgana poster in the air.

OMG

Let me go cop a ticket. I'm sure there are a lot left.

[Braz]

Returning to boy band fodder, this is Pr!ncess when she used to get some Fatone:

[Oshiish]

Originally posted by iheartBrit

Gaga is ugly even with photoshop.

You stan for DEADney... tell me why you talking tho?

[Drais.]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Beyonce flaunting her ass ever since Nicki and Rih made it a trend

In 2003 (when Rihanna was selling oranges in Barbados and before Nicki got her ass injections):

[Harmonic Dreamer]

BEYSUS has been so sessi I since the beginning of her solo carrier.
Are you guys like 12?

[jax.]

LMAO @ BEY APPARENTLY COPYING PEOPLE BY FLAUNTING HER BOOTY

In case you're just an idiot, lemme educate you.




This is back when Nicki was still trying to get someone to pick up her mixtape and Rihanna was still plucking coconuts off the trees. You better try again!!! #YALLEMBARRASSING

[Johnny Cash]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Child please, any woman in a music video is masturbation fodder, never underestimate a horny pubescent straight male's desire to ejaculate

But the difference is that not all of Shakira's songs are background noise for said masturbatory session and have actual lyrics with meaning that might distract you, unlike a certain Puerto Rican

CLOCK HA!

[PrettyHurts]

CRTFY is coming imo

I'm warning ya'll from now
despite it's mediocrity

[MrPeanut]

Originally posted by lancelovesgaga

Beyonce flaunting her ass ever since Nicki and Rih made it a trend

This was actually the opportunity to cite Jenny Low.

[Ainsworth]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Child please, any woman in a music video is masturbation fodder, never underestimate a horny pubescent straight male's desire to ejaculate

But the difference is that not all of Shakira's songs are background noise for said masturbatory session and have actual lyrics with meaning that might distract you, unlike a certain Puerto Rican

Yass clock 'em

CRTFY is a very deep and emotional song (America is not used to this hence why it is flopping).

[jax.]

Originally posted by Vin

Uh, of course it's forced, seeing as
both Shakira and Rihanna are not lesbians...



If it was P!nk's "Can't Remember To Forget You" video,
featuring Missy Elliot, then it would be less forced.

...Vin

If they were good and talented actresses they could pull it off. Too bad they aren't.