I watched the Grammys with my coworkers and sat wide eyed as Beyoncé chair danced in the hottest outfit I’ve ever seen. Naturally, I wanted to know what that would feel like.
Unlike Queen Bey, I’m not married to Jay Z. I don’t have her body, vocal skills, swagger, and contrary to popular belief, I cannot dance like she can. What I do have, however, is the power to obtain those insanely sick Jennifer Fisher earrings Mrs. Carter was wearing and an almost exact replica of her body suit from her performance. So I did. Here’s what happened next:
I DID NOT WAKE UP LIKE THIS! This morning, beginning at 8AM, polar vortex and all, I dressed up like Beyoncé—lace catsuit included—with the help Joseph Carrillo (hair and makeup), Fleur du Mal lingerie, Jennifer Fisher earrings (the same ones worn by Bey herself), and a lot of guts.
I walked down the street without a coat, went to Starbucks to order a skinny vanilla latte, rode the subway to work, walked into my office (where there are straight men), ran into the big boss, and edited a few articles. Here are some things that happened when I decided to be Jewyoncé (that’s actually the name Carrillo came up with for me) for the day.
I watched the Grammys with my coworkers and sat wide eyed as Beyoncé chair danced in the hottest outfit I’ve ever seen. Naturally, I wanted to know what that would feel like.
Unlike Queen Bey, I’m not married to Jay Z. I don’t have her body, vocal skills, swagger, and contrary to popular belief, I cannot dance like she can. What I do have, however, is the power to obtain those insanely sick Jennifer Fisher earrings Mrs. Carter was wearing and an almost exact replica of her body suit from her performance. So I did. Here’s what happened next:
I DID NOT WAKE UP LIKE THIS! This morning, beginning at 8AM, polar vortex and all, I dressed up like Beyoncé—lace catsuit included—with the help Joseph Carrillo (hair and makeup), Fleur du Mal lingerie, Jennifer Fisher earrings (the same ones worn by Bey herself), and a lot of guts.
I walked down the street without a coat, went to Starbucks to order a skinny vanilla latte, rode the subway to work, walked into my office (where there are straight men), ran into the big boss, and edited a few articles. Here are some things that happened when I decided to be Jewyoncé (that’s actually the name Carrillo came up with for me) for the day.
Oh, so that's who he is?!?! I thought he was just a character in a game. Thanks for telling me his name, lmao.
EDIT:
He's a character in Game of Thrones? I might actually have to watch the show now.
ANOTHER EDIT:
I'm obsessed with his pics now.
Slay.
Back to Bey, I'm highly upset about Souncloud's raggedy asses blocking my ***Flawless edit.
at you not knowing the guy in your avi
Yes you should watch this show. Best show on television IMO.
And he is hot as hell. There is a huge fandom in love with him.
That picture in your avi is made by an artist and he drew many Game of thrones characters in a 90s setting.
at you not knowing the guy in your avi
Yes you should watch this show. Best show on television IMO.
And he is hot as hell. There is a huge fandom in love with him.
That picture in your avi is made by an artist and he drew many Game of thrones characters in a 90s setting.
Sorry about Soundcloud blocking your Beyoncé song
Well, I'll start watching once I get through with the current show I'm watching on DVD. Anyway, that man is definitely attractive. The artist you mentioned, I saw some of his other stuff while looking up Jon Snow.
Thanks for telling me his name, lmao.
