Ladies and gentlemen, she's already in loser in one of tonight's Big Three, please welcome to the stage...Miley Cyrus!
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Wow, Britney's been such an influence to me and we're both from the South and we have the same manager and we both released our albums in Q4, and we're, like, the voices of our generation, y'know and she had a crazy VMA performance and so did I and
we both had our engagements called off and then wrote personal songs about them and we both came under fire from the media and it was RIDICulous and we both
have the same manager and we collaborated on a song called "SMS (#BANGERZ)" and that should be the sixteenth single hopefully from the album after we go through all the bonus tracks too and we both had
illicit relationships with black urban men that were frowned upon by our parents and it's RETARDED cause it just so happens that I have this song on my album called "SMS (BANGERZ)" and...
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ATTENTION:
As per a last-minute update to the recipient of our Lifetime Achievement Award's conservatorship, we now forbid one Destiny Hope "Miley Ray" Cyrus to see, smell, touch, speak to, namedrop, give awards or, most importantly, have silly little pancake-assed twerk dreams about a possible third single with B...the person in question. Please step aside while we shoehorn in a more...suitable awards presenter.
Live via satellite to present the inaugural award for Lifetime Achievement - and if anyone knows lifetime - ladies and gentlemen, week of November 6th, 2007 Billboard 200 chart-toppers, The Eagles!