[Kyle.]

Originally posted by Mezter

Has anyone mentioned the Monster?

Actual: "Well that's nothin'"
Misheard: "Well that's not fair"

Like, Queen Rihanna...

are you serious? ddghghgggh;;; ive gone all this time thinking its 'not fair'..

[Bruss]

Ke$ha on Timber saying either "Blue Balls" , "Pit Balls" , or "Pitbull" i still don't know

[TheEdgeOfGaga]

Originally posted by Mezter

Has anyone mentioned the Monster?

Actual: "Well that's nothin'"
Misheard: "Well that's not fair"

Like, Queen Rihanna...

I ran to Spotify to listen to it & it is "nothin'". i've been singing it wrong ALL THE TIME.

[FatShady]

-woke up in the kitchen saying hi to dirty dishes

-work it hard like its your brother sean

[Julián]

Originally posted by kankerlijk

Rihanna - Stay
I wont chew the steak

ACTUAL: I want u to stay

That's all I'm gonna hear now This thread never fails to make me LAUGH.

[psychodj]

"Venus and artichokes
My bitches don't know.
You **** with a Mac diamonds a million and hundred short.
Filas & Mac Miller got jeans in a hundred stores.
My bitches do pilates and my bitches on Bugatti's."

Rihanna: Phresh Out The Runway.

This is what I heard when I first listened to the song. I was like "What the hell is she saying?"

I know now the proper lyrics.

[Chronix]

In the censored version of Rocket I heard

"Let me sit this BAAAAAAAAAAG on you"
She actually says
"Let me sit this BAAAAAACK on you"

[The Original High]

Eminem- The Monster

What she says "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed"
I heard "I'm friends with the monster the sun is my friend"

[eddytws]

Originally posted by Mezter

Has anyone mentioned the Monster?

Actual: "Well that's nothin'"
Misheard: "Well that's not fair"

Like, Queen Rihanna...

I thought it's "Well that's not bad"

[The Original High]

Originally posted by Save-Me-Nialler

Ke$ha on Timber saying either "Blue Balls" , "Pit Balls" , or "Pitbull" i still don't know

Mess, I though at the end she said "the whole worlds going dead" but she said "you won't forget"

[Яeo.]

Can't Remember to Forget You:

Actual: I left a note, on my bedpost

Misheard: inalef eh no, on na me post

Actual: I never seemed to act so stupid

Misheard: I've never seen a duet so stupid

Actual: I rob and I kill to keep him with me

Misheard: I'm Robyn and I killed her to keep him with me

[umich]

Originally posted by Enne Driver.

Rihanna - We Found Love

Yellow Diamonds in the light

Ghetto Diamonds in the light

[Kamil24]

Super Bass

What I hear: "I'm Nicki Minaj and I CAN DO STUFF"

Actual: I;m Nicki Minaj and I mack them dudes up (?)

All my friends sing it my way though because it's better

[Tylerbv]

The first time I heard Royals:

Actual: It don't run in our blood
Misheard: It's a running out of love

[umich]

Beyoncé - XO
Actual: you better kiss me
Misheard: n*gga kiss me

[Haburo]

Britney POM: I'm missus extra extra this just in -> I'm missus extra extra liscious skin??

[Haburo]

Beyoncé Partition: Driver roll up the partition please->drive around at the partition please?

Tbh sometimes when I can't make them out I don't actually sing a word I'll just make a noise.
Beyoncé Partition: He Monica Lewinski'd all on my gown->he ider down n whiskeyed all on ma gown

[vinKC]

Originally posted by Яeo.

Can't Remember to Forget You:

Actual: I left a note, on my bedpost

Misheard: inalef eh no, on na me post

This is just TOO much!

[2stupid4you]

Free - Natalia Kills:

actual: I saw some kicks up in the mall that I just gotta be rockin
misheard: I saw some kids up in the mall...

Diet Mountain Dew:

actual: Take another drag, turn me to ashes
misheard: taking on a drag tomato ashes

[umich]

Lady Gaga f/ Colby O'Donis - Just Dance
Actual: And we're all getting hosed tonight
Misheard: And we're all getting hoes tonight