[Kworb]

jUStin has like four really nice sounding notes but anything lower or higher is ugh

[Nippy'sReceipts]

I wonder how Bernie will perform the new album. The songs really aren't that dance-heavy (except for Partition & Flawless) so there won't be much room for hairography.

[Glam]

Originally posted by Alan Monteiro

People here are delusional, I dare to say that Britney is the most talented Popstar of the new Millenium

And we are delusional?

[Karma Chameleon]

Originally posted by Alan Monteiro

People here are delusional, I dare to say that Britney is the most talented Popstar of the new Millenium, just look at Lady CaCa, she can't dance for **** and her live performances are horrible, look at Bleach too, she doesn't dance, she does hairography while shakes her booty pads at the same time, and she barely sings live

The irony.

[MaoMars]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

Don't you stan for Beyonce?

[Nicole]

Alan Monteiro is becoming one of my new faves

[rbautz]

Who is this Alan Monteiro character?

He will have a lot of fun here, me thinks.

[OurLuckyStrike]

Originally posted by Ramos

Emmy was perfect yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel promoting Shameless. Don't forget to watch the Season premiere this Sunday on Showtime.

Her NY accent >>>>

So talented, funny & beautiful.

[Desert Rain]

Originally posted by Karma Chameleon

I remember watching it and literally laughing at how bad it was

Tragique.
The nasal vocals, the constant look of pain as he struggles to stay on key when not in his upper register.

[Vertigo Stick]

Not 'Lady Caca.' Let me check the top of the charts to see if she is there because apparently we are in 2009.

[I. AX]

Originally posted by Alan Monteiro

People here are delusional, I dare to say that Britney is the most talented Popstar of the new Millenium, just look at Lady CaCa, she can't dance for **** and her live performances are horrible, look at Bleach too, she doesn't dance, she does hairography while shakes her booty pads at the same time, and she barely sings live

LOL.

[jax.]

You look at the before and after faces of meth and Britney looks worse than 90% of them. Pretty sad she's looking so #nasty

[Tigre]

Originally posted by Alan Monteiro

People here are delusional, I dare to say that Britney is the most talented Popstar of the new Millenium, just look at Lady CaCa, she can't dance for **** and her live performances are horrible, look at Bleach too, she doesn't dance, she does hairography while shakes her booty pads at the same time, and she barely sings live

Hairography and booty pads

What do you really expect from her to constitute as choreography??? Cuz your definition was an extreme over dramatization of what Beyoncé actually does.

I guess if she does a lot of armography like Xanax Spears she would be dancing then?

[Remixed]

Originally posted by Alan Monteiro

People here are delusional, I dare to say that Britney is the most talented Popstar of the new Millenium, just look at Lady CaCa, she can't dance for **** and her live performances are horrible, look at Bleach too, she doesn't dance, she does hairography while shakes her booty pads at the same time, and she barely sings live

Oh this is actually true. Slay a bit, Alan

[Alan Monteiro]

Originally posted by Nicole

Alan Monteiro is becoming one of my new faves

[Gagasm]

I just noticed - when the hell is Florence releasing a new album?

[Dale]

I've never seen anyone so ambitious to be quoted in ATRL members' signatures as much as Alan Monteiro.

[MrDeeds]

Originally posted by Jax

You look at the before and after faces of meth and Britney looks worse than 90% of them. Pretty sad she's looking so #nasty

Plz we all know Beyonce is really 43 years old.

[highwayuni]

The fact that Lorde has only just met Lana's peak on Google when Lana hasn't even had a hit single yet kind of shows how invested people are into Lorde as an artist.

Lana is unslayable

[Desert Rain]

Originally posted by Nippy'sReceipts

I wonder how Bernie will perform the new album. The songs really aren't that dance-heavy (except for Partition & Flawless) so there won't be much room for hairography.

I've been thinking about this too.
I think she's going to do them IIWAB style...


I mean, imagine Jealous with that New Wave guitar and soul feel. I'd LIVE.