Lawd, all this useless dragging of Her Madgesty. Y'all need to grow some balls.
Moo fans, stop being pressed because Moo her body fat outweighs her cultural impact. Moo and Janetor may have 'slayed' Madge commerically in the '90s, but they never made a record as good as Erotica, Bedtime Stories or Ray of Light or any of the songs on them, and never had their impact. Stop trying iT, nobody with any sense would disagree.
Moo is only relevant at Christmas time and on TV talent shows, while Madonna's career is appreciated as a post-feminist and post-modernist work of art. Read 'Madonna as Post-Modern Myth' by Georges-Claude Guilbert, or when Norman Mailer called her the greatest living female artist.
Moo her crappy music appealed to Middle America and nothing more. Now she's a fat hooker and nobody wants to listen to her beyond All I Want For Christmas Is Relevance. #Beautiful stuck around so long because of the irony, don't kid yourselves.
Lawd, Moo and her Little Fatties need to get it together.
