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Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash
"off with you, scum" is exactly what the world said when Warrior couldn't make it a 2nd week on the UWC
that brace-face rat can at least get f&cked by real human beings instead of inventing ghosts to invade his nether regions like K$
no wonder sis has an eating disorder
if my diet consisted of my own pee & Dr Luke's jizz i'd be throwing that sh*t up too
now hopefully that box-shaped bitch starts eating better after this rehab stint for attention, gains a few pounds and some muscle because the only career path she has left is being a real life Spongebob mascot at amusement parks
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The fact that Warrior flopped doesn't negate the fact the Niall looks like an actual sewer rat.
I mean literally, before he got the braces (which didn't really fix anything, woMP) he looked like he'd been beaten endlessly by other men, which wouldn't shock me considering he's probably the biggest Qu££n of them all.
Lets also talk about the fact that Niall is the least valuable asset of a band full of stars. I wonder what it feels like to wake up every single morning and go "I'm the useless, untalented, least popular member."
Girls around the world are creaming their pants for everyone up to Louis while Niall sits on the sidelines like a lost (ugly) puppy.
Even Katy Perry, lord everlasting of talentless, said he couldn't sing. The entire panel except one dragged him up and down for being unprepared and lacking talent.
If he wasn't bunched together with a bunch of talented and attractive men, he'd be nowhere, giving head for £1 by the Oxford Circus tube to pay for his dinner.
