Show a Russian schoolboy a chart of the heavens of which hitherto he had no idea at all, and the next day he will return the chart to you with corrections!
I'm not even joking. At work today, I got a call from a guy who wanted to be transferred somewhere and "Bad Romance" came on out of nowhere, loud as ****. He was acting all nervous. He said, "Oh, man. How did that happen? I apologize, sir." I thought of ATRL.