It took me a while, but now I realize that Dirty Love is like an mp3 player playing Do What U Want solo version deep inside the appendix of a yellow dolphin swimming around in a cup of wine from a party held in 1988 which happened to have a drunk guy with a cell phone in his hand which had a picture of an mp3 player playing Do What U Want R Kelly version deep inside of the appendix of a green dolphin that got shot by a hillbillie.
Basically.