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Celeb News: 'Free Kesha Luke' big plans in 2014
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Originally posted by $oldier
Are you guys really this blind? Isn't it obvious what's going on by now? Okay, I'll explain it to you all in depth,
Ke$ha has been planning this since at least the Animal era. Obviously after such a successful era Ke$ha new that it would be difficult to top, and she could just as easily be another one of those artists that flop into irrelevancy after their second album. But Ke$ha is a smart girl, she has has an IQ of 140 after all, so she knew just what to do. She hatched a plan. But she couldn't do it alone, she needed others within the music industry to help.
The first step was the Warrior album, where she ingeniously decided to parody the typical "sophomore slump". She didn't want to make it obvious though, so she knew that she had to release a catchy lead single that would make it appear as if everything was normal and that Ke$ha was back. The Sandy Hook tragedy caught them by surprise, and was obviously a terrible tragedy. But instead of abandoning the idea, Ke$ha kept to her original plan and faked that she didn't even write the song and that she was forced to sing the lyrics, sparking the first noticeable controversy between her and her producer Dr. Luke.
They deliberately put off releasing a second single until the new year in hopes of the album losing momentum. However, as well as releasing it in one of the busiest weeks, it still wasn't enough - people wanted Ke$ha. So they had to cut a deal with iTunes and make sure that no digital copies would count towards first week sales. Fortunately the album sold dismally with 85,000 copies first week (physical copies alone, with minimal promotion, in a busy period). Just as Ke$ha had planned.
The next step was to release C'Mon as the second single, interestingly enough cowritten by Bonnie McKee. This may seem irrelevant at the moment, but I'll get to that later. The song was written to sound like a Ke$ha song, but they made it deliberately lacklustre and made sure it brought nothing new to the table. The song "underperformed", and this was the first sign of Ke$ha's so called "decline". Warrior obviously had better songs, as Ke$ha is too much of a genuine artist to put out an album full or garbage, and she knew that she needed to put out a rather strong body of work for her plan not to be discovered. The critics obviously didn't see this, giving Warrior a 71/100. Imagine what it would have received if she's tried to make it perfect.
Anyway, the next part of the plan was to release Crazy Kids, featuring will.i.am. Will decided to help Ke$ha out and contribute a terrible verse to her song, making his lyrics so incredibly terrible that there was no way that the song could become a hit. Although they tried their hardest, Ke$ha's power was too strong and it still managed to sneak its way into the Top 40. All was not lost though, Katy Perry gave her a hint to use desperation to get an even more negative reception, further remixing the song with close friends and labelmates Pitbull and Juicy J.
Supernatural and Last Goodbye were not released as singles as they were obviously some of the better options on Warrior, and not only would it make people frustrated that they didn't get released, but those who didn't know about them never would. It was a win/win.
After the Warrior era turned out rather poorly as Ke$ha planned, it was time for the next major phase: plant Bonnie McKee back onto the music scene. Although uncredited on the song, Dr. Luke and Ke$ha actually helped Bonnie write American Girl. It was designed to sound like a Ke$ha track. After the song's release, it didn't blow up like it was intended to, but that wasn't a problem for Ke$ha. She had other ways. The main point was to get Bonnie's name out there as an artist and to show that she was Dr. Luke's new "it" girl. Ke$ha and Dr. Luke were no longer as close as they were and Bonnie had essentially taken her place. The first suggestion that Ke$ha was over.
Meanwhile Ke$ha was working with Dr. Luke and her mother on setting up a "petition" to free Ke$ha from Dr. Luke. This would secure the public's perception that they were not on good terms. The petition was a rather large success, striking up much controversy and getting thousands of signatures. Ke$ha would leak old demos and such to give the illusion that it was some kind of insider or fan behind it.
My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha's reality show, play another part in this. The idea behind this was to give people a look at the "real Ke$ha" and to show how hardworking she really is behind the scenes. Everyone probably knows about Machine Gun Love, the track that Dr. Luke "hated" and "refused" to put on Warrior, but that track was actually cowritten by Luke (again, uncredited) and was part of the plan to further make their feud public knowledge. Pretty genius, actually, and the perfect example of stopping creative control.
If you hadn't guessed already, Lip$ha was all part of the plan as well. It doesn't exist. Wayne Coyne and Dr. Luke were in on it as well and made it apparent that this so called "Lip$ha" album would see release, but now it won't be because of Luke. Also, a track that Ke$ha recorded with The Flaming Lips is now allowed to be created to Ke$ha, again Luke it to blame for this. They don't even have to try by this point, people automatically start to point the finger at Luke.
I've already gone on long enough, but you get the picture. The so called divide between Dr. Luke and Ke$ha is all a ruse. They're laughing right now because their plan has worked. They've won this round.
Now it's time for the next ultimate phase, the comeback of Ke$ha. Pitbull (who we knew was in on it with the Crazy Kids remix scandal) offered to feature Ke$ha on his next single and Dr. Luke produced it, and they gave it everything to make sure that it'd do well. Obviously since it was Ke$ha actually trying it would become a WW smash hit, topping the charts in several countries.
This is just a taste of the impending slayage of what is to come. Ke$ha's lead single will be coming next year... and while I can't reveal all of the details, lets just say that Ke$ha and Dr. Luke, as well as Pebe and Bonnie McKee and Katy Perry and everyone else who was in on the ruse will be in the video. And the song has a theme about survival and coming back from the brink of extinction...
You were all so quick to count Ke$ha out, when you've really just been played all along.
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Originally posted by $oldier
Are you guys really this blind? Isn't it obvious what's going on by now? Okay, I'll explain it to you all in depth,
Ke$ha has been planning this since at least the Animal era. Obviously after such a successful era Ke$ha new that it would be difficult to top, and she could just as easily be another one of those artists that flop into irrelevancy after their second album. But Ke$ha is a smart girl, she has has an IQ of 140 after all, so she knew just what to do. She hatched a plan. But she couldn't do it alone, she needed others within the music industry to help.
The first step was the Warrior album, where she ingeniously decided to parody the typical "sophomore slump". She didn't want to make it obvious though, so she knew that she had to release a catchy lead single that would make it appear as if everything was normal and that Ke$ha was back. The Sandy Hook tragedy caught them by surprise, and was obviously a terrible tragedy. But instead of abandoning the idea, Ke$ha kept to her original plan and faked that she didn't even write the song and that she was forced to sing the lyrics, sparking the first noticeable controversy between her and her producer Dr. Luke.
They deliberately put off releasing a second single until the new year in hopes of the album losing momentum. However, as well as releasing it in one of the busiest weeks, it still wasn't enough - people wanted Ke$ha. So they had to cut a deal with iTunes and make sure that no digital copies would count towards first week sales. Fortunately the album sold dismally with 85,000 copies first week (physical copies alone, with minimal promotion, in a busy period). Just as Ke$ha had planned.
The next step was to release C'Mon as the second single, interestingly enough cowritten by Bonnie McKee. This may seem irrelevant at the moment, but I'll get to that later. The song was written to sound like a Ke$ha song, but they made it deliberately lacklustre and made sure it brought nothing new to the table. The song "underperformed", and this was the first sign of Ke$ha's so called "decline". Warrior obviously had better songs, as Ke$ha is too much of a genuine artist to put out an album full or garbage, and she knew that she needed to put out a rather strong body of work for her plan not to be discovered. The critics obviously didn't see this, giving Warrior a 71/100. Imagine what it would have received if she's tried to make it perfect.
Anyway, the next part of the plan was to release Crazy Kids, featuring will.i.am. Will decided to help Ke$ha out and contribute a terrible verse to her song, making his lyrics so incredibly terrible that there was no way that the song could become a hit. Although they tried their hardest, Ke$ha's power was too strong and it still managed to sneak its way into the Top 40. All was not lost though, Katy Perry gave her a hint to use desperation to get an even more negative reception, further remixing the song with close friends and labelmates Pitbull and Juicy J.
Supernatural and Last Goodbye were not released as singles as they were obviously some of the better options on Warrior, and not only would it make people frustrated that they didn't get released, but those who didn't know about them never would. It was a win/win.
After the Warrior era turned out rather poorly as Ke$ha planned, it was time for the next major phase: plant Bonnie McKee back onto the music scene. Although uncredited on the song, Dr. Luke and Ke$ha actually helped Bonnie write American Girl. It was designed to sound like a Ke$ha track. After the song's release, it didn't blow up like it was intended to, but that wasn't a problem for Ke$ha. She had other ways. The main point was to get Bonnie's name out there as an artist and to show that she was Dr. Luke's new "it" girl. Ke$ha and Dr. Luke were no longer as close as they were and Bonnie had essentially taken her place. The first suggestion that Ke$ha was over.
Meanwhile Ke$ha was working with Dr. Luke and her mother on setting up a "petition" to free Ke$ha from Dr. Luke. This would secure the public's perception that they were not on good terms. The petition was a rather large success, striking up much controversy and getting thousands of signatures. Ke$ha would leak old demos and such to give the illusion that it was some kind of insider or fan behind it.
My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha's reality show, play another part in this. The idea behind this was to give people a look at the "real Ke$ha" and to show how hardworking she really is behind the scenes. Everyone probably knows about Machine Gun Love, the track that Dr. Luke "hated" and "refused" to put on Warrior, but that track was actually cowritten by Luke (again, uncredited) and was part of the plan to further make their feud public knowledge. Pretty genius, actually, and the perfect example of stopping creative control.
If you hadn't guessed already, Lip$ha was all part of the plan as well. It doesn't exist. Wayne Coyne and Dr. Luke were in on it as well and made it apparent that this so called "Lip$ha" album would see release, but now it won't be because of Luke. Also, a track that Ke$ha recorded with The Flaming Lips is now allowed to be created to Ke$ha, again Luke it to blame for this. They don't even have to try by this point, people automatically start to point the finger at Luke.
I've already gone on long enough, but you get the picture. The so called divide between Dr. Luke and Ke$ha is all a ruse. They're laughing right now because their plan has worked. They've won this round.
Now it's time for the next ultimate phase, the comeback of Ke$ha. Pitbull (who we knew was in on it with the Crazy Kids remix scandal) offered to feature Ke$ha on his next single and Dr. Luke produced it, and they gave it everything to make sure that it'd do well. Obviously since it was Ke$ha actually trying it would become a WW smash hit, topping the charts in several countries.
This is just a taste of the impending slayage of what is to come. Ke$ha's lead single will be coming next year... and while I can't reveal all of the details, lets just say that Ke$ha and Dr. Luke, as well as Pebe and Bonnie McKee and Katy Perry and everyone else who was in on the ruse will be in the video. And the song has a theme about survival and coming back from the brink of extinction...
You were all so quick to count Ke$ha out, when you've really just been played all along.
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I actually read somewhere that Dr. Luke signed Kesha when she was 18..and then ignored her for YEARS, so Kesha went shopping around for other record labels but Dr. Luke put a stop to it. It was only when Right Round exploded that Dr. Luke paid attention to Kesha.
I have to admit, I LOVE the songs Kesha and Dr. Luke come up with together. But, they seriously need to find a compromise - Dr. Luke should allow Kesha to do more songs she loves, while still making commercial songs that will sell. There needs to be more push and pull between them, but atm it appears that Dr. Luke is being a total dick.
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Damn that novel on the previous page is just embarrassing. 
Ke$ha flopped. That's it. Do you really think a record label would waste money on an album they wish to flop and loose profit. smh
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Please stop quoting that deranged mess, people. I'm going to get carpal tunnel from all the scrolling and eyestrain from the eye roll I'm forced to do every time I see it.
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What on earth? I stan hard for Ke$ha but what is this absolute delusion? Alanis is more talented in pretty much every single aspect by far.  |
If you say so. 
I really see her as little more than the previous generation's Pink. She's not "mega talented."
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Damn that novel on the previous page is just embarrassing.
Ke$ha flopped. That's it. Do you really think a record label would waste money on an album they wish to flop and lose profit. smh |
All of this.
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$oilders theory is a mess.. Why would they spend so much time and money on this 'controversy' when it only has gained little attention with just over 5000 signatures. Looks like she is coming for that 90,000 opening on her next album, thanks for fooling us Luke.
The honest truth is that not only is Luke taking control over Ke$ha but is being an unprofessional arsehole at the same time. I hope they just put their differences aside and create an album that is both what Ke$ha wants/ radio friendly and sounding fresh. Its Luke, he can do it. He just needs to give her more control with single choices and the tracklisting.
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Originally posted by Blairbear
I actually read somewhere that Dr. Luke signed Kesha when she was 18..and then ignored her for YEARS, so Kesha went shopping around for other record labels but Dr. Luke put a stop to it. It was only when Right Round exploded that Dr. Luke paid attention to Kesha.
I have to admit, I LOVE the songs Kesha and Dr. Luke come up with together. But, they seriously need to find a compromise - Dr. Luke should allow Kesha to do more songs she loves, while still making commercial songs that will sell. There needs to be more push and pull between them, but atm it appears that Dr. Luke is being a total dick.
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She signed to him right when he was gaining success with Kelly Clarkson. So he basically had no time for her, and when she got her one manager, they hardly spoke around that time. It wasn't tha that he really ignored her, he was just gaining his fame as a producer. Luke was the one that suggested Ke$ha for Right Round, when she walked in on them in the studio.
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are they gonna murder Dr. Luke? 
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Originally posted by $oldier
Are you guys really this blind? Isn't it obvious what's going on by now? Okay, I'll explain it to you all in depth,
Ke$ha has been planning this since at least the Animal era. Obviously after such a successful era Ke$ha new that it would be difficult to top, and she could just as easily be another one of those artists that flop into irrelevancy after their second album. But Ke$ha is a smart girl, she has has an IQ of 140 after all, so she knew just what to do. She hatched a plan. But she couldn't do it alone, she needed others within the music industry to help.
The first step was the Warrior album, where she ingeniously decided to parody the typical "sophomore slump". She didn't want to make it obvious though, so she knew that she had to release a catchy lead single that would make it appear as if everything was normal and that Ke$ha was back. The Sandy Hook tragedy caught them by surprise, and was obviously a terrible tragedy. But instead of abandoning the idea, Ke$ha kept to her original plan and faked that she didn't even write the song and that she was forced to sing the lyrics, sparking the first noticeable controversy between her and her producer Dr. Luke.
They deliberately put off releasing a second single until the new year in hopes of the album losing momentum. However, as well as releasing it in one of the busiest weeks, it still wasn't enough - people wanted Ke$ha. So they had to cut a deal with iTunes and make sure that no digital copies would count towards first week sales. Fortunately the album sold dismally with 85,000 copies first week (physical copies alone, with minimal promotion, in a busy period). Just as Ke$ha had planned.
The next step was to release C'Mon as the second single, interestingly enough cowritten by Bonnie McKee. This may seem irrelevant at the moment, but I'll get to that later. The song was written to sound like a Ke$ha song, but they made it deliberately lacklustre and made sure it brought nothing new to the table. The song "underperformed", and this was the first sign of Ke$ha's so called "decline". Warrior obviously had better songs, as Ke$ha is too much of a genuine artist to put out an album full or garbage, and she knew that she needed to put out a rather strong body of work for her plan not to be discovered. The critics obviously didn't see this, giving Warrior a 71/100. Imagine what it would have received if she's tried to make it perfect.
Anyway, the next part of the plan was to release Crazy Kids, featuring will.i.am. Will decided to help Ke$ha out and contribute a terrible verse to her song, making his lyrics so incredibly terrible that there was no way that the song could become a hit. Although they tried their hardest, Ke$ha's power was too strong and it still managed to sneak its way into the Top 40. All was not lost though, Katy Perry gave her a hint to use desperation to get an even more negative reception, further remixing the song with close friends and labelmates Pitbull and Juicy J.
Supernatural and Last Goodbye were not released as singles as they were obviously some of the better options on Warrior, and not only would it make people frustrated that they didn't get released, but those who didn't know about them never would. It was a win/win.
After the Warrior era turned out rather poorly as Ke$ha planned, it was time for the next major phase: plant Bonnie McKee back onto the music scene. Although uncredited on the song, Dr. Luke and Ke$ha actually helped Bonnie write American Girl. It was designed to sound like a Ke$ha track. After the song's release, it didn't blow up like it was intended to, but that wasn't a problem for Ke$ha. She had other ways. The main point was to get Bonnie's name out there as an artist and to show that she was Dr. Luke's new "it" girl. Ke$ha and Dr. Luke were no longer as close as they were and Bonnie had essentially taken her place. The first suggestion that Ke$ha was over.
Meanwhile Ke$ha was working with Dr. Luke and her mother on setting up a "petition" to free Ke$ha from Dr. Luke. This would secure the public's perception that they were not on good terms. The petition was a rather large success, striking up much controversy and getting thousands of signatures. Ke$ha would leak old demos and such to give the illusion that it was some kind of insider or fan behind it.
My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha's reality show, play another part in this. The idea behind this was to give people a look at the "real Ke$ha" and to show how hardworking she really is behind the scenes. Everyone probably knows about Machine Gun Love, the track that Dr. Luke "hated" and "refused" to put on Warrior, but that track was actually cowritten by Luke (again, uncredited) and was part of the plan to further make their feud public knowledge. Pretty genius, actually, and the perfect example of stopping creative control.
If you hadn't guessed already, Lip$ha was all part of the plan as well. It doesn't exist. Wayne Coyne and Dr. Luke were in on it as well and made it apparent that this so called "Lip$ha" album would see release, but now it won't be because of Luke. Also, a track that Ke$ha recorded with The Flaming Lips is now allowed to be created to Ke$ha, again Luke it to blame for this. They don't even have to try by this point, people automatically start to point the finger at Luke.
I've already gone on long enough, but you get the picture. The so called divide between Dr. Luke and Ke$ha is all a ruse. They're laughing right now because their plan has worked. They've won this round.
Now it's time for the next ultimate phase, the comeback of Ke$ha. Pitbull (who we knew was in on it with the Crazy Kids remix scandal) offered to feature Ke$ha on his next single and Dr. Luke produced it, and they gave it everything to make sure that it'd do well. Obviously since it was Ke$ha actually trying it would become a WW smash hit, topping the charts in several countries.
This is just a taste of the impending slayage of what is to come. Ke$ha's lead single will be coming next year... and while I can't reveal all of the details, lets just say that Ke$ha and Dr. Luke, as well as Pebe and Bonnie McKee and Katy Perry and everyone else who was in on the ruse will be in the video. And the song has a theme about survival and coming back from the brink of extinction...
You were all so quick to count Ke$ha out, when you've really just been played all along.
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Please have my children.
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Um Luke needs to stop allowing Ke$ha / her contacts talking about this nonsense. And he needs to lock her up and get working on more Wherever You Are's.
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Um Luke needs to stop allowing Ke$ha / her contacts talking about this nonsense. And he needs to lock her up and get working on more Wherever You Are's.
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and more Supernaturals.
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Um Luke needs to stop allowing Ke$ha / her contacts talking about this nonsense. And he needs to lock her up and get working on more Wherever You Are's.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Did kesha post/approve this video? I confused about what's going on
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Um Luke needs to stop allowing Ke$ha / her contacts talking about this nonsense. And he needs to lock her up and get working on more Wherever You Are's.
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I can tolerate WYA just fine and sing along to it, but gurrrrrl.
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Lol at that theory. Fun fact katy cowrote american girl.
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Jay-z and Beyonce does the same thing to Rihanna. should I create a free Rihanna petition?
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What are you even saying. 
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Did kesha post/approve this video? I confused about what's going on
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Ke$ha has no part in the video, and so far I don't think she tweeted or liked or shared it in any way. (Right?)
I hope she's smart enough to not publically associate with this. I understand the motifs, and if the stories I have read are true (IF they are all true and not blown out of proportion partially maybe even by Pebe herself) then I even support it a little, but this whole affair is just waiting to blow up in her face and leave a giant, rotten mess. I don't like it.
You can try to take a leap forward and maybe get lucky, but when you cut the ropes of the bridge you're walking on before you even made it halfway across, you're in trouble. I wish the people behind the movement and really pushing this would show a little more consideration and sense.
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