Britney's dancing ALWAYS has been some Crossing Guard + Middle School Gymnastics mess.
But now that she's fat, lazy, and retarded. She can't even do the simplest of ****.
Beyonce's chores isn't iconic because its difficult. Its the exact opposite. She just jams to the music and lets it come naturally. It's less contrived and forced. People love that.
Britney isn't really a dancer, she's always been stiff as fvck. Rihanna is ugly and as result dances ugly. And Gaga.... well she tries. The only one who can pull off actual difficult dancer caliber choreo is Cedrick.
Beyonce's chores isn't iconic because its difficult. Its the exact opposite. She just jams to the music and lets it come naturally. It's less contrived and forced. People love that.
Britney isn't really a dancer, she's always been stiff as fvck. Rihanna is ugly and as result dances ugly. And Gaga.... well she tries. The only one who can pull off actual difficult dancer caliber choreo is Cedrick.
Beyst everything about its stage persona is forced and contrived. Beyst itself is forced and contrived.
Ciara & JLO are STILL >> when it comes to dancing.
I saw Bey for the first time last week & when I say it was an epiphany. The only non-Nicki female concerts I've seen before that was Britney & Rihanna at the Diamonds World Tour.
I wasn't used to seeing an artist sing live with such strength in her vocals and perform with such energy with her dancing. It was amazing. An experience.
The only one who can pull off actual difficult dancer caliber choreo is Cedrick.
and this is what the Army is paying to see?
