[*-ChriZ-*]

Originally posted by J. YONCÉ

As we all know, Target will not be stocking Beyonce's new ACCLAIMED CD BEYONCE. I was just in the shower (hihi kang n primo) and thought of the best possible way to express our displeasure with this disgusting turn of events.

Step 1 is to go to Target and get yourself a shopping cart. Now fill that muh****er right up. I'm talking toys, clothes, electronics, any video games they ain't got in those Brielle-proof glass boxes, everything. Make sure that cart is POPPING with potential profit.

Step 2 is to make your way to the music section. Now you already know Beyonce ain't there but Target can't know you know. Look in the new releases. Look in the Beyonce section. Look high and low with an increasingly concerned look on yo face.

Step 3 is to locate a Target employee and inquire as to where you can pick up a copy of Beyonce's new CD Beyonce for yourself and several more to give to family n friends for the holiday season. Now when they tell you they don't have it

GO OFF!

FUME!

SCREAM!

SHOUT!

LET IT ALL OUT!

LEAVE your cart of expensive items there and STORM out the store, loudly informing them you're going to BEST BUY to purchase your copy of BEYONCE.

Thank u

so what happens is u basically ruin the day of a poor employee who has literally nothing to do with Targets marketing. Perfect idea!

Beehive, plz stay classy

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Originally posted by *-ChriZ-*

so what happens is u basically ruin the day of a poor employee who has literally nothing to do with Targets marketing. Perfect idea!

Beehive, plz stay classy

Okay fine, u can write a strongly worded letter to headquarters if that let's you sleep better at night

[iamvladd]

Billboard said some stores will start getting their copies in stores tomorrow; does anyone know if the good sis BestBuy will have 'em tomorrow?

[MEGA]

i really am in love with blow every time i hear her moan it kinda throws me off

[MEGA]

Originally posted by iamvladd

Billboard said some stores will start getting their copies in stores tomorrow; does anyone know if the good sis BestBuy will have 'em tomorrow?

ill check tomorrow when i get to work

[*-ChriZ-*]

Originally posted by J. YONCÉ

Okay fine, u can write a strongly worded letter to headquarters if that let's you sleep better at night

Im not from the US anyways so I dont bother. If I were US American, I woul simply make sure to let BestBuy and Walmart have the best sales in the music category in years because of BEYONCE. This alone would get Target pretty pissed off, Im sure

[Melvin]

My Edit:

***FLAWLESS (No Chimamamamamamanda Ngozi Adichie & Announcer)

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Originally posted by *-ChriZ-*

Im not from the US anyways so I dont bother. If I were US American, I woul simply make sure to let BestBuy and Walmart have the best sales in the music category in years because of BEYONCE. This alone would get Target pretty pissed off, Im sure

Trust me I'm not even setting foot in Target anymore. I just knew that **** would be hilarious and posted it for attention

[Doc]

Updated the a few of the lyrics in the OP.

Speaking of though, I just got through watching all the videos in my new earphones, and did y'all notice that in the video for Rocket, she sings "Let me sit this baaaaaaaack on you" instead of "Let me sit this aaaaaaaass on you"

Why?

[*-ChriZ-*]

Originally posted by J. YONCÉ

Trust me I'm not even setting foot in Target anymore. I just knew that **** would be hilarious and posted it for attention

Always seeking for attention, just like our Queen!

[Kitt]

Originally posted by NICKIMINAJ

My Edit:

***FLAWLESS (No Chimamamamamamanda Ngozi Adichie & Announcer)

I could never! Chimamanda's speech is essential for me

[Melvin]

Originally posted by Doc

Updated the a few of the lyrics in the OP.

Speaking of though, I just got through watching all the videos in my new earphones, and did y'all notice that in the video for Rocket, she sings "Let me sit this baaaaaaaack on you" instead of "Let me sit this aaaaaaaass on you"

Why?

Dead @ you just noticing....

[Melvin]

Originally posted by Kitt

I could never! Chimamanda's speech is essential for me

Oh for YOU we KNOW it is!

[abrahamjmr]

"Drunk In Love" is giving me life. I can't help to repeat this song two or three times everytime it gets on my player.

[Melvin]

Did I really just....

Okay...

Let me show y'all rude!

[Melvin]

Originally posted by abrahamjmr

"Drunk In Love" is giving me life. I can't help to repeat this song two or three times everytime it gets on my player.

I can NOT just listen to that song once when it comes on!

[One Nation]

Originally posted by iamvladd

Billboard said some stores will start getting their copies in stores tomorrow; does anyone know if the good sis BestBuy will have 'em tomorrow?

[Doc]

Originally posted by Kitt

I could never! Chimamanda's speech is essential for me

Exactly. Honestly, it is the highlight of the song. Without it, the song is just another Beyoncé "girl-power" song. But that speech adds a new dimension.
I get life every time I hear it.

Originally posted by NICKIMINAJ

Dead @ you just noticing....

Well excuse me sis but I haven't seen anyone bring it up.

[DIVO DIVINE]

I will definitely be checking Nebraska Furniture Mart (if you guys even know what that is) tomorrow when I'm finishing my Christmas shopping.

[abrahamjmr]

Originally posted by NICKIMINAJ

I can NOT just listen to that song once when it comes on!

I can't either. I always play it two or three times, or even more. The whole album is just perfection. What makes me really sad is that I won't be able to get my physical copy until next year.