As we all know, Target will not be stocking Beyonce's new ACCLAIMED CD BEYONCE. I was just in the shower (hihi kang n primo) and thought of the best possible way to express our displeasure with this disgusting turn of events.
Step 1 is to go to Target and get yourself a shopping cart. Now fill that muh****er right up. I'm talking toys, clothes, electronics, any video games they ain't got in those Brielle-proof glass boxes, everything. Make sure that cart is POPPING with potential profit.
Step 2 is to make your way to the music section. Now you already know Beyonce ain't there but Target can't know you know. Look in the new releases. Look in the Beyonce section. Look high and low with an increasingly concerned look on yo face.
Step 3 is to locate a Target employee and inquire as to where you can pick up a copy of Beyonce's new CD Beyonce for yourself and several more to give to family n friends for the holiday season. Now when they tell you they don't have it
GO OFF!
FUME!
SCREAM!
SHOUT!
LET IT ALL OUT!
LEAVE your cart of expensive items there and STORM out the store, loudly informing them you're going to BEST BUY to purchase your copy of BEYONCE.
As we all know, Target will not be stocking Beyonce's new ACCLAIMED CD BEYONCE. I was just in the shower (hihi kang n primo) and thought of the best possible way to express our displeasure with this disgusting turn of events.
Step 1 is to go to Target and get yourself a shopping cart. Now fill that muh****er right up. I'm talking toys, clothes, electronics, any video games they ain't got in those Brielle-proof glass boxes, everything. Make sure that cart is POPPING with potential profit.
Step 2 is to make your way to the music section. Now you already know Beyonce ain't there but Target can't know you know. Look in the new releases. Look in the Beyonce section. Look high and low with an increasingly concerned look on yo face.
Step 3 is to locate a Target employee and inquire as to where you can pick up a copy of Beyonce's new CD Beyonce for yourself and several more to give to family n friends for the holiday season. Now when they tell you they don't have it
GO OFF!
FUME!
SCREAM!
SHOUT!
LET IT ALL OUT!
LEAVE your cart of expensive items there and STORM out the store, loudly informing them you're going to BEST BUY to purchase your copy of BEYONCE.
Thank u
This is giving me hardcore Little Monster or Army teas. I bet that you jumped ship right? It's still in your blood!
