Anyway, the Drunk In Love video should have been like the scene in Mr & Mrs Smith where Brad and Angelina first fall in love, they're at a bar on a Mexican beach, drunk and still drinking, dancing, it's not raining yet but there's lightning in the sky, it creates a strobe-light effect like they're dancing at a club but it's nature doing it, it's so sexy and electrifying and then later when everyone's gone and it's actually raining they're still there, drenched, her in his lap, drinking from the same bottle and making out, like nothing in the world exists for them but each other, like they haven't even noticed everyone's gone and the bar is closed, the true meaning of DRUNK IN LOVE.
LBOE would be proud of the lack of periods in that sentence.
I mean those reviews weren't written by the same person, and the ranking is the result of consensus.
Also, since you're on the subject, notice that Pitchfork was the ONLY relevant publication to give Kid A a 10 and bestow enormous praise upon release, before it went on to top the Best of the Decade List of like every single publication.
Legitimately shocked.
