"XO" is one of those big, boundary-obliterating pop songs that demands to be projected onto the sky, like the aural equivalent of a firework. There will be a supercut of people all over the world lip-syncing and doing cute hand motions to "XO" by the end of this week. It's the Beyoncé cut that Ed McMahon would ride for. One of the guys from Skeleton Crew is going to propose to his girlfriend while "XO" is playing and she will say yes. "XO" is the reason why anyone you know who has said, "Yeah, but where are the hooks on Beyoncé?" did not listen to the entire album. Chris Martin is listening to "XO" right now, crying. And, because perfection is overrated, all of the flawlessness here is brilliantly undercut by that gravelly croak in her lower register when she growls, "Baby love me, lights out." You kill us, Bey.
If we get a studio version (we probably won't), it's over. If we get the video this week (we probably won't),
it's also over. We all know nothing can be perfect in Gags' career, so we can only expect the worst results.
Even if the rumour is true, the performance will be boring. The Voice performances are boring. Forum homosexuals will always say "YAAAASSSSS SIS, GIVE ME LIFE AND GIFS" everytime something like this pops up and only use the gif for like a few hours before it's completely forgotten.
If they do a classy performance of DWUW this could be big for Gagster. Get one more hit single before the inevitable drive towards obscurity (unless she changes course)
I love Scuba, I SCREAM when I see his threads on film forums like "Let's be honest, Sandra Bullock is a lesbian right?" or "Does the world suffer from Streep Fatigue?" or "Diana 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, poor Naomi Watts!"