Beyoncé releases a surprise album at midnight on Thursday.
Rihanna texts Katy Perry: “ummmm wtf”
Katy immediately texts back: “17 videos?!? does she honestly think people are going to sit at home and watch TWO HOURS’ worth of videos”
Rihanna: “idk but what’s with all these songs about sex? that’s MY thing, everyone knows that”
Katy: “after shooting ONE video, I like need 30 ice packs on me for a week lol”
Rihanna: “it’s funny she did it on the birthday of that raggedy ann country music girl tho”
Katy: “taylor swift? omg I know. she’s probably shredding the sleeves of her cardigan with her fingernails right now”
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/osc...-beyonce-album
