UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN DOES RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTACK AT BRITNEY SPEARS FUNERAL
The image above was captured from a suspect fleeing the scene after she had carried out an assault on a group of African American's at Britney Spears funeral. Witnesses claim that the woman punched the victims in the face while repeatedly screaming the 'N word'. A CD entitled 'TEN' was left behind at the scene.
The murderer arrives to take pictures of the corpse. Even though he has already killed countless careers, this will be a special one on his trophy wall.
Katy's turn on the podium comes and a big screen behind her is playing Unconditionally video in the background: "Unconditionally is discounted on iTunes, the remix is coming soon." Then she proceeds to quote on of her favorite film masterpieces of all time: "I'm going to be a star, you know why? Because I have nothing left to lose."
The murderer arrives to take pictures of the corpse. Even though he has already killed countless careers, this will be a special one on his trophy wall.
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Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man
Capital Cities - Safe & Sound
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Florida Georgia Line feat. Nelly - Cruise
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Imagine Dragons - Demons
Jay-Z feat. Justin Timberlake - Holy Grail
Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
Justin Timberlake feat. Jay-Z - Suit & Tie
Katy Perry - Roar Lady Gaga - Applause
Lorde - Royals
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Ray Dalton - Can't Hold Us
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz - Thrift Shop
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
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OneRepublic - Counting Stars
P!nk feat. Nate Ruess - Just Give Me A Reason Rihanna - Stay
Robin Thicke feat. Pharrell & T.I. - Blurred Lines
Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don't You Worry Child
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble
Will.I.Am feat. Britney Spears - Scream And Shout